I ate 500 frogs

made eye contact with a drowning man i could have saved and when he realized i wasnt going to i saw a milky cloud billow in the water

everyone LOVES pearls apparently but when i sneeze a rock out of my clam its "not appropriate office behavior"

whats the point in going to classes if the professor isnt stripping

proud vector of the obese milf epidemic

something grey and fuzzy growing in my grooves

i could be farting cum on girl cock at any time and you would never know

alright you and your gardevoir and your scolipede aren't allowed at the daycare anymore

plant based breast milk got me blocked up on the throne today

im so ocd LMAO when i jack off i have to use both cocks otherwise i feel so uneven LOL

her skinny little feet are worthless but it will have to do

eating my wawa sub while she eats my weewee chub

i am proud to say nasty asshole surgery center is now open for business

i hear sam and ella have an open relationship now