I ate 500 frogs

youtube ads are just anything now bro i just got a fifteen second shot of the back of my head through a sniper scope

kicked outta animal husbandry school for putting hershey syrup in the special milk

in the end we all revert to sperm

that afro-cuban jazz may just be the thing to help me access the higher planes

i didnt put my condom on. i am fertile o'toole

i got pussy from two different bitches and i got potions from two different witches

the merry men and i are going to touch tips in public later if you even give a shit about hanging with us anymore i guess

cant wait for you to taste these zesticles

i heard SOMEONE has a little dick!!! 🎉🎉🎉

my vibe coded porn droid keeps bringing her stupid friends to MY karate night!!!!!

smoking sillygarettes at the circus like i dont damn well know my secondhand joke is gonna give all these idiots stage 4 fun cancer

tonight only: secrets of the popemobile UNVEILED

yankee doodle themed soulslike character action western arpg with metaprogression and speedrunnability in mind all wrapped in a gritty psx artstyle coming along nicely but the guy on fiverr we hired to voice doodle's talking feather companion has started taking liberties and slowly verging into a really strong accent we're pretty sure hes too white to do and hes already done like 70 to 80% of his lines over multiple payments and we thought we more or less had this locked in but now we're down like 2000 dollars on retail salaries and we're not sure whether to switch actors or leave macaroni voiceless or just say fuck it and have every third line by him be jamaican-coded

made eye contact with a drowning man i could have saved and when he realized i wasnt going to i saw a milky cloud billow in the water

everyone LOVES pearls apparently but when i sneeze a rock out of my clam its "not appropriate office behavior"