I ate 500 frogs

cant wait for you to taste these zesticles

i heard SOMEONE has a little dick!!! 🎉🎉🎉

my vibe coded porn droid keeps bringing her stupid friends to MY karate night!!!!!

smoking sillygarettes at the circus like i dont damn well know my secondhand joke is gonna give all these idiots stage 4 fun cancer

tonight only: secrets of the popemobile UNVEILED

yankee doodle themed soulslike character action western arpg with metaprogression and speedrunnability in mind all wrapped in a gritty psx artstyle coming along nicely but the guy on fiverr we hired to voice doodle's talking feather companion has started taking liberties and slowly verging into a really strong accent we're pretty sure hes too white to do and hes already done like 70 to 80% of his lines over multiple payments and we thought we more or less had this locked in but now we're down like 2000 dollars on retail salaries and we're not sure whether to switch actors or leave macaroni voiceless or just say fuck it and have every third line by him be jamaican-coded

made eye contact with a drowning man i could have saved and when he realized i wasnt going to i saw a milky cloud billow in the water

everyone LOVES pearls apparently but when i sneeze a rock out of my clam its "not appropriate office behavior"

whats the point in going to classes if the professor isnt stripping

proud vector of the obese milf epidemic

something grey and fuzzy growing in my grooves

i could be farting cum on girl cock at any time and you would never know

alright you and your gardevoir and your scolipede aren't allowed at the daycare anymore

plant based breast milk got me blocked up on the throne today

im so ocd LMAO when i jack off i have to use both cocks otherwise i feel so uneven LOL