I ate 500 frogs

nobody "eats" chili like i do

"i taught your grad student where to find the vein" bumper sticker

tag a friend whos got lips that grip

those sexy people on the screen distract me from the fact i cant remember my mothers voice anymore

thwrangis' throblematic adventure on the ps2 finally being localized in amharic so take that posers

shot a dentist on safari

good pussy isnt even a thing anymore and its your fucking fault

dark souls fill the cock holes

earned a lifetime exile from chilis for a truly sizzlin' fajitexperience with the waitress that im already starting to forget

here comes our IBS princess <3 ready to choke the only toilet with a smile

perhaps i might cum

the truth hurts but lies use lube