I ate 500 frogs

perhaps i might cum

the truth hurts but lies use lube

youtube ads are just anything now bro i just got a fifteen second shot of the back of my head through a sniper scope

kicked outta animal husbandry school for putting hershey syrup in the special milk

in the end we all revert to sperm

that afro-cuban jazz may just be the thing to help me access the higher planes

i didnt put my condom on. i am fertile o'toole

i got pussy from two different bitches and i got potions from two different witches

the merry men and i are going to touch tips in public later if you even give a shit about hanging with us anymore i guess

cant wait for you to taste these zesticles

i heard SOMEONE has a little dick!!! 🎉🎉🎉

my vibe coded porn droid keeps bringing her stupid friends to MY karate night!!!!!

smoking sillygarettes at the circus like i dont damn well know my secondhand joke is gonna give all these idiots stage 4 fun cancer

tonight only: secrets of the popemobile UNVEILED