Life Could Be Nightmare

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

despite everything, there is always at least cigarette and music 

It’s lobster seafood talking heads Monday!

waiter! waiter! ten more plays of i’m your boyfriend now, please

In the tags, put the pet(s) you would have if money and space were not a concern

god's bravest little soldier? no. devil's most cowardly huge draft dodger

can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.