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i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

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lesbianshepard

I can never fully be against self checkout because the fact of the matter is I want to avoid interacting with as many people as possible when grocery shopping.

i-effed-it-all-up-deactivated20

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

depsidase

the-tired-tenor

In the modern retelling of Orpheus and Eurydice, Hermes informs us that the love of Hades for Persephone is what made the world turn; however, the poet Fredrick Mercury informs us that fat-bottomed girls are what makes the world go around. These seemingly conflicting perspectives suggest that Persephone was, in the modern parlance, dummy fucking thicc; in this essay I will

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fallout-lou-begas

in spider-man 2 when spider-man is trying to stop the train from crashing, the first thing he tries is stopping the train with his feet pressed against the track, but all that does is break up the wood planks on the track without slowing the train down at all. when spider-man gets up to rethink his approach -- already exhausted and agonized from his fight with Doc Ock before he even blew out his knees on the tracks, dealing with his Aunt May getting evicted on top of his own poverty, having literally JUST pushed the woman he loves and who loves him away again, and now feeling the enormous pressure of the lives of everyone behind him being at stake unless he thinks fast --

an old man behind him says "You got any more bright ideas?" and there's a split second where spider-man just looks at him like this

wanhohenheim

Kyoshi and Rangi from new official comics "Masters of the Elements"!

They are so cute together!

threehoursfromtroy

Some cute shit here

tr-shb-g

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

pangur-and-grim

I'm sorry this is such a gross thing to start a discussion on, but my editor underlined me describing human urine as 'sickly sweet smelling' and said "piss doesn't smell like that." BUT IT DOES! not talking about my own personal piss, but when you're walking around downtown and you pass a piss alley?????? it's very distinctive.

and then I brought this up with my friends, and their answer was "all the alley pissers in Toronto must have diabetes." NO! this is the universal human piss smell!

is this like how some people can smell ants? I have a unique molecule in my nose that lets me experience the full spectrum of human piss?

pangur-and-grim

I’m sorry

officialfist

I feel genuine sympathy for this dude. He killed his whimsy for love.

konigstigerr

free him

secundus-cinaedus

BALANCE IS RESTORED !!

scarabesque-returns

mastermatoyas

I checked the guy's Reddit account. He shaved it off because it was too high-maintenance and he was super busy after the birth of his daughter. Feel like the original Tumblr post is kind of implying that his wife pushed him to do it, which I'm happy to report isn't the case!

skulki-d

The world is better than we thought

officialfist

Yeah! I am happily corrected here!

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knottahooker

I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

knottahooker

#dated three years ago is really what makes this one#sorry op if you still have notifications on for this one#but hoo-wee did you hit on the sentiment of the decade

I do have notifications still on for this post because I love the sense of community it gives me. We're all just staring at each other blankly and occasionally screaming.

Also for the people who have post dates turned on and just go JESUS CHRIST FOUR YEARS AGO?!

knottahooker

#hey op how’s this week going for you

IT'S NOT GOING GREAT

depsidase

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

epilepticsaints

if-you-see-gay-me

magnetictapedatastorage

heatandapathy

Needs the last part

captainscarletsc

scoundrellyfeline

@heatandapathy you forgot the best part

tsamired

you are never living this down

fleshdyke

godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god

richcrazydad

Never!

somecallmekay

NOT EVEN IN DEATH

thesevenumbrellas

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

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datasoong47

great-tweets

We just knew.

awed-frog

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

yougetsomekisses

larkiethings

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures