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Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

i bring a sort of “you should maybe interrogate your so-called ‘preferences’ to make sure they’re not literal textbook examples of severe unconscious bias” vibe that my woke gay friends dont really like

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

being a boob man is culturally conservative. being an ass man is culturally moderate. being a foot man is culturally brocialist. meanwhile, being a boob woman is in fact intellectual, an almost aristocratic position. and being a foot nonbino used to be avante garde, but is sadly losing its countercultural edge.

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

must feel good af to be a 1920s dandy calling your gay lover "old thing"