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i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

being a boob man is culturally conservative. being an ass man is culturally moderate. being a foot man is culturally brocialist. meanwhile, being a boob woman is in fact intellectual, an almost aristocratic position. and being a foot nonbino used to be avante garde, but is sadly losing its countercultural edge.

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

must feel good af to be a 1920s dandy calling your gay lover "old thing"

For your reading pleasure: an iNaturalist forum thread about how dandelion taxonomy is so fucked up that no researcher wants to even touch it

*nods* just like queers