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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

talking heads was right

how

i do ask myself. how did i get here

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek