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what-even-is-thiss

A fundamental flaw of the human design is that we’re so complicated but also we like putting stuff in fun simple little categories. Like major glitch there. They should patch that.

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Even when you know that things are complicated your brain still starts merrily humming along trying to figure out if yellow skittles belong in the green pile or the blue pile

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You can’t Google it because I made up the metaphor.

Listen. Listen very closely. So many people have missed the point of what I’m saying. I’m firmly holding your head to make you look me in the eyes.

Human beings arbitrarily sort things. Sometimes those things are colored m&ms. Sometimes those things are something more consequential. Like gender or animal taxonomy or systems of government.

The reason there is no yellow pile is that often our brains can’t comprehend things outside of the arbitrary categories we have set up for ourselves. A mind that has been told that the only possible forms of economies are capitalism or communism will have no conceptual box in their head in which to place mercantilism or even a new system entirely. A person who has only ever seen green or blue skittles will have no idea what to do with a yellow one.

Even if we are aware of this truth about ourselves, it can be difficult to fight. Think to yourself. Why must we classify a platypus as a mammal? Why is it strange to us? Why can it not be something beyond a mammal or something that both is and is not a mammal? Yet it is classified even though we know that classifications of animal taxonomy are largely artificial constructions. You must though, try to see past the skittles. Past the platypus. Understand that your categorization of the universe has no basis in objective reality, if objectivity even exists. Your human instinct is to put all the red books together and you may continue doing so. It is in your nature. However, there is no reason to place red books together. Do you understand? The category of red is made up. Yet you continue to use it anyways. I’m talking about something way bigger than skittles here. The skittles were supposed to be a shorthand. A thing that helped me explain without going on this exact unhinged tirade. I am letting go of your face now.

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datura-45

grimbeak

obsessed with just. the entire phrasing and performance of this random tiktok. the uncapitalized 'i's implying the youth of the author. "I think my mom wants me home soon too" SHUT UPPPPPP. only good modern depiction of hades and persephone literally ever. god.

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awildcaro

I was told "creature Rumi" and it became "buff Rumi agenda" and i can't even tell you when i lost my own plot there

movementnudge

Movement nudge, if you can't do this... Edition

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sweetfirebird

So I saw some people remarking that they didn't understand why "liberals" are focusing on the disaster of the Reflecting Pool paint job, and ok so when you see stuff like that, I need you to remember we are dealing with a wannabe strongman. Anything that makes him look ineffectual, wasteful, and incredibly stupid-- you get that between your teeth and you don't let go. Especially *especially* when it involves laughing at him.

Also... it is funny. Except for the poor ducks, it's funny. Man lost a war to algae. His "American Flag Blue" is green and slimy and the paint is peeling off, and all before his big 4th of July show that no musicians want to play. It's funny. Point and laugh. That is fighting fascism, actually.

espanolbot2

Like, this is the same guy who is trying to hide that a judge made him take his name off the Kennedy Centre by hiding the building with a great big tarp to obscure where his name used to be.

Any public slight, no matter now petty, no matter now little it matters to everyone else, gets under his skin like those screwworms he accidentally let Musk reintroduce to Texas (causing the government to call a state of emergency as it's trashing their beef industry).

elalmadelmar

Mocking the Reflecting Pool is Springtime for Hitler.

Many neonazis and their ilk are okay with their icons being portrayed negatively as long as that negativity takes the form of a powerful and threatening figure. They like identifying themselves with Big Scary Destroyer. It's a power fantasy for them.

That's why, for instance, Trump's incoherence when speaking doesn't bother them. His incoherence is taken, by and large, very seriously. The man opens his mouth and drops a bunch of verbal turds - and the world panics, or at the least gets very, very nervous. Not unjustifiedly, it's true, but the power fantasy of being able to say whatever they want and get taken seriously is still vicariously fulfilled.

But the Reflecting Pool? The Reflecting Pool wasn't supposed to be broken. It's not something Trump destroyed for the sheer pleasure of destruction, which is how Trump's base experienced his gutting of the government via Musk. The Reflecting Pool is something that was supposed to be improved, which he boasted about improving, and instead it's clearly turned to muck. There's no power fantasy there. There's nothing to gloat over; it's just a damp gross failure. It isn't even a catastrophic failure! Tearing down the East Wing of the White House was dramatic, and had the value of making a big, indelible change to a national icon. No matter what happens, the East Wing as we knew it is gone. Power fantasy. By contrast, the Reflecting Pool? It's just fuckin dirty. It's gross. It's your neighbor's neglected cheap pool that's full of dead leaves and slime. An entirely pedestrian, grody, pathetic failure. It would literally be more salvageable as a PR thing for Trump if it got hit by a meteor and turned into a smoking crater.

And that's why we're riding that fucker so hard. This is what's under the power fantasy. Deep down, he's just pathetic. And that's what Mel Brooks understood with Springtime for Hitler. You don't fight the Nazis by making them big bad scary evil guys. You fight the Nazis (when actual weapons aren't a present option) by making them a laughingstock. There is no way to derive a power fantasy from being the object of derision.

segamascott

godisafujoshi

😩 i cant deal with this dawg

allpiesforourown

So you don't have to Google everything like I did

trickstertime

Wh-why is the crotch of the illustrative drawing censored???

fishiest-fish

touching my penis for good luck

emily84

you kid, but it *is* quite literally touching your balls, not for good luck but to ward off jinxes. like, someone will mention illness or something tragic that might happen, and men will automatically touch their balls out of superstition

dungeonlust

sca-nerd

I took my nephew and niece to their first event when they were… five and seven? They each picked out a heavy and a rapier fighter to cheer on (we made favors for them to give as part of the Plan to Keep Little Kids Entertained™). They interpreted this to mean that they were to LOOK AFTER these fighters and spent the remainder of the day taking them water and sharing goldfish crackers with them.

You don’t know happiness until you see a little kid hand a Knight an Uncrustable and have him devour it gratefully.

ruffboi-mags

#congrats your children reinvented squires (via @roach-works)

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dragon-in-a-fez

the other day a friend of a friend referred to "busting out of your abdomen like the alien from the Predator films" and I was completely caught off guard. like I guess that's - that's not wrong. the alien was. okay she was in the Predator films. well some of them. but like. she had her own. she's the alien from the Alien films. like. they have her name on them. he's not "King Kong from the Godzilla films"

dragon-in-a-fez

there's also a reason it's not called an "abdomenburster" but one issue at a time

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it's like when headlines refer to a famous woman via her husband. that's not "Predator's wife" she's got her own franchise!!

dragon-in-a-fez

tags from the crew of the Nostromo

epicsause-official

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

#i was so sure this was a rick roll

swan2swan

An invitation. An apology. A hug. A promise. A joining.

pristienne

happy pride to the aroace character ever

werewolf-transgenderism

they’re having an auction of ALA “Read” posters and I need everyone to get in on this:

SIGNED Spike Lee? the iconic Nicolas Cage one? Xena and Gabrielle? the one that just says “SEX”? LeVar Burton?? and there’s so much more on the site like Fabio and a signed one with Mikhail Baryshnikov and one with Brandy, etc., etc. I wish I had money to drop on this

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