Confused™

he was born in 1969

dicksuckle69

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured