✶ last year’s parade ✶

If you're a man and a showrunner first of all you need to kill yourself

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom

i don't consider myself much of a shipper but everytime i am reminded of armand and Daniel i just. it's so funny. i am 500+ years old. you are a terminally ill 70 y/o human journalist who i psychologically tortured and kept in my flat for a week in the seventies. i might be your wife. i define myself exclusively on others. will you be my nepo fledgling. ignore the fact that i said i would never make one. i'm making people walk into traffic. let's make a vlog together

tuesday is practice for wednesday