Put Lizards In Ya Ear

clawed up | shane’s version

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alt versions under the cut!

I was a year above most of them at school so they threw a "goodbye" murder mystery for me just before graduation, and about 2/3 of the way through the game we all realized that everyone had at least attempted to kill the victim. The game then shifted from "whodunnit" to "who succeeded in dunninit" which we all felt was not only super fun but above the usual level of narrative complexity for those games.

It must have shown in Ilya's eyes, because Shane extended his good hand and said, in a soft voice, ‘Hey.’”

oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.

according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.

laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.

standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.

laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.

https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877

definitely worth a lot more research.

In my Mind Palace ilya was fucking obsessed with this. He reminds Shane constantly that he took his virginity and no one will give it to him like he does (which of course in book canon ilya does say “I’ve ruined you, no one else will do” like that man Knows what he’s done). ilya Does have a corruption kink, and he Does think it is so fucking hot that he’s never been fucked before him.

I think in 1221 he was talking so dirty to Shane about it after his little freak out to try and talk him down and soothe him. “Don’t you want me to? Don’t you want me to be the first one to fuck you? Give you all the firsts that matter? You want to feel my big cock breaking you open? Popping your little cherry, Hollander? I know you want that. You’re so desperate for me already. Tell me I can. Tell me you’ll let me fuck you first. I need it so bad, I want it. Give it to me.”

Just making use of my free will