come on in sit a spell

we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.

I don't have much but I DO have an open wound #OPENWOUND

He needs mouse bites to live

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.

every year the Ides of March feels like a fun little meme, but this year it actually feels more like trying to cast a spell

take me to snurch (snail church)

happy 10 years to snurch

oh do not do this to me

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

stop that put my words back normal style