Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world
Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work
Me: I love my tiny son
UPDATE: I love my tiny son

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Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world
Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work
Me: I love my tiny son
UPDATE: I love my tiny son

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Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world
Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work
Me: I love my tiny son
UPDATE: I love my tiny son
tupac and biggie shot each other at the same time
Tupac died 6 months before Biggie did but I’m gonna let you have your theory
they shot each other through a time portal
they both shot each other but biggie was standing really far away from tupac so the bullet hit him later
homer simpson would love going to a place i thought up in my head called “drunk and donuts” im laughing so hard i might keel over *gets an amber alert on my phone* oh fuck… *puts on black cape and scary mask* time to find a silver honda accord…

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C.A.R.L. S.A.G.A.N. = cannabis and reefer let scientists assign god another name
Okay sorry that the news, media, and our peers consistently advertise one but not the other, but I’m glad everyone sharing this un-ironically are naturally perfect, rational, deep thinking, and intelligent human beings. Please explain more about how superior you are to everyone else.

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me and who?

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