hi :)

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[suddenly very embarrassed about walking on my knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting] [realizing i know nothing about the soft animal of my body] um . does anyone know how to live a life not spent on their knees. asking for a friend.

im throwing up. and its yours

"I don't excuse the actions of this character--" well I do. I kiss them about it directly on the mouth. I think they should have done worse things. I think that would have been funny.

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

i delete posts cuz i be getting mature over the hours

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally