hi :)

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

awesome how you can just have ocs and they live in your brain forever and torment you

batshit normal

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

it turns out that making big positive changes in your life is great but it also forces you to reckon with the years you spent not really living and makes you feel like you're carrying the corpse of a 20 year old girl on your back

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly