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currently if i could only have 2 wishes granted i’d just wish that 1) all of my future haircuts looked as good as (or better than) the one i just got and 2) i lived in an alternate universe where everyone knows that that stupid map of IQs and countries (u know, the one white supremacists keep shoving in everyone’s face whenever they lose an argument) is based off a study that used completely forged data

ain't gon lie i think one of my favorite things about fishing culture is when fishermen refer to any shark that takes a bite out of their catch as The Taxman

homestuck was the first rick and morty

Flower Boy is a good ass album and all but once fall solstice rolls around im not listening to that shit for another 6 months because i know damn well it'll otherwise worsen my seasonal depression lol

good evening how've you milquetoast dipshits been doing ever since i stopped frequenting this hellsite earlier this year

last week one of my friends did some stupid shit at what is literally my favorite beach spot and now i essentially can't go back there anymore for a while and that makes me want to McFuckin Kill Myself

should i just delete the app or deactivate my blog? either way i’m done here by tomorrow morning and if you really love me enough you can contact me through either my snapchat or instagram. both are @glstrp