Clown Supreme

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

Lend your power to me, lion...

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #trans solidarity twice a day.

oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

if newt gingrich replaced his "ging" with a "rient"... let's just say i'd be a lot more interested 🤤

Oh you take medications to manage your symptoms? That pales in comparison to my strategy of only eating raw eggs, avoiding anything that could possibly cause a flare-up and taking 50 different supplements every day.

I don't want to depend on pills for the rest of my life, that's why I decided to manage my chronic health condition with wellness & diet products that I will need to keep purchasing indefinitely.

I don't trust big pharma, but I trust influencers selling me their stuff, I have a parasocial relationship to them, they would never lie to me!

Hello I would like pills and health treatments but like not regulated at all and marketed with false promises only by people who cannot be held accountable.

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old