Clown Supreme

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

restrained summer fun. tied up summer fun. bound and gagged summer fun.

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

does anybody have the shark tank kratom dog ashes "that's a perky!" screenshot

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

breaking news. POPEYE the SAILOR has forgotten to hold back, and KILLED bluto with a single wicked strike