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Exactly. No room for excuses anymore. Suns out, tits out, is what I believe. Even if the sun isn't out, the tits should be.
Exactly. The world would be a better place if we all had our tits out. And you're right, it shouldn't just be limited to sunny days! Dreary ones would be nicer if we had tits to look at.
No, there is not. My shirt stays on. [...] As do the rest of my clothes.
All of them? That's a bit boring. What if you were wearing a hat? Would you at least take the hat off? What if the world were to end and you could save it by removing your trousers?
I understand. That's what everyone's proud of this month? Want... other people to be proud of their chest too?
No. Don't know how to do that. Could sign in person, I suppo. But [...] Like Appreciate what you're doing.
Oh, sure. Why wouldn't I? Everyone ought to be proud of their chests. Are you proud of yours?
You just follow the link! Have you got your grandkids coming round any time soon? They'd be able to help you out with it. [user genuinely assumes they're speaking to an elderly person.]
[pm] Ooooh yes, put on some oil before you go. Make you shine in the sun.
[...]
I've heard the magic is fixed? Is your glamour steady again?
[pm] Obviously. Have to make sure I'm giving you the very best, don't I?
[...]
Steady as a stone. I fixed it, actually. The magic. Yeah, I'm a right hero. There'll be statues. [user barely helped.]

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What are y This makes you [...] proud? In what way
Clothes are inconvi stupid, I agree.
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Well, I am very proud of my chest, I suppose. [user is incapable of putting two and two together here.]
Clothes are stupid! Can I count on your signature, then?
[User signs her name. She then signs the names for all of her taxidermy animals in her office. There's a lot of signatures with the last name Rhodes.]
AGREED!!! I've had enough of seeing shirts in this town. Like, boo-fucking-hoo, it's cold?! Whatever. Take it off. BAN ALL SHIRTS!!!
[user is thrilled to see a new name added to the petition, and even more thrilled to see multiple new names added. they recognize the fraud, but they approve of it.]
I knew you'd understand! [user had no idea sawyer would agree on this matter, but assumes everyone will agree with them all the time so this is not technically a lie.] It's summer now, anyway. Can't go using the 'too cold' excuse anymore, can they?
Baz, sweetness, you know I adore you. You know I am a proud bi woman and that I’m so for equality. But I don’t want to ban all shirts mostly because I don’t want to walk around in just a bra or sparkly pasties. I’m cold, like, all of the time. Can I be on a shirt optional list or something?
But you'd look lovely in just a bra or sparkly pasties, Rosie! This could be an exercise in self confidence for you, couldn't it? You could really come into your own! Are you sure you don't want to give it a go?
I've a very important petition I'm passing round, in honor of pride month. Please, take a moment and sign your name if you're the sort of person who cares for equal rights. Or I suppose you could not sign it, but it'd be a bit homophobic of you, wouldn't it?
[Two posts shared on the Wicked's Rest Fire Department's social media accounts.]
[The first, newest post, is a photo of User, sitting in a WRFD-issued t-shirt. He looks like shit, and he'd look like shit even if the lighting in the WRFD Administrative Building was halfway decent. Recent burns, arm in a sling, a grimace on his face. With his good arm, he gives a weak thumbs-up.]
“Our job, our calling, is never safe—even off shift. Firefighter Kelly Brooks knows that all too well. But East Station's temporary loss in the field is our team's gain. Firefighter Brooks will be appearing in a number of posts and PSAs in the month of June and into July as he recovers! Keep an eye out for helpful tips and tricks to keep yourselves safe. We know we will.”
[The second post in the feed features several images of what remains of an abandoned building in Netherville. It looks like a bomb went off. (It did.)]
“Members of West Station responded this weekend to possible seismic activity in Netherville. The photos show the scene as they arrived. The causes of this incident are being investigated jointly with the WRPD. However, at this stage, we're relieved to say that excavation crews found no evidence of any loss of human or animal life. If you have any information, please contact the WRPD non-emergency line.”
Will any of the PSAs involve demonstrations on how firefighters get out of their uniforms? I'm very interested in the process.

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[pm] Oh, you do? So when I'm hiding from the sun, that's what you do all day? Go to the gym? I'd love to see you jogging past my house actually. Just let me now when you'll be coming by. Wear shorts.
[pm] Gotta make sure I look handsome for you, don't I? Maybe I will, yeah. Jog right by your window in my shortest shorts, no shirt, the works. Really give you a show. [user has never jogged before.]
[pm] Hah, yeah! So fun! I'm still trying to figure out what-- I didn't know tardigrades came that big, I thought they were like microscopic-- Definitely a story people aren't gonna believe, so... mmm, maybe not. Don't get your hopes up, Bazmatazz.
[pm] Well, who cares if they believe it? We know it's true, so why not say it? I, for on, think people ought to know about the work we did! We deserve some sort of recognition. This town would be dust if it weren't for us! [user has no idea if that's true or not.]
[pm] We should totally go see it! Oh, how could I forget, Simone Ashley is also like, so gorg as always. She was distracting. But yup, I get that people probably wanted to see the characters evolve, that's like fine or whatevs, but they took out so much of her fire. Maybe that's what happens when people get old, though. They lose their spark. :/ Not me though. I'll be a fierce 60yo. If I mak Ugh, that sounds so nice. Was it a huge change having to live in that small space?
Super sweet that you guys found one another <3 It's okay, I thought it was odd too. At first. You end up finding the appeal down the road. It's like, well... you don't have cats, but it's like a cat bringing you a dead animal. The thought behind it is what counts.
OH NO! Okay, so that's defo why you don't see the jurtleneck vision, babe! The denim's an issue for you. I get it, I'm the same with cargo pants. I see why we'll never see eye to eye on this. We can agree to disagree. LOL! There we go.
[pm] That would be lovely, actually. I like Simone Ashley. Always found her to be gorgeous, of course, but her acting's quite impressive as well. But that's Brits, yeah? Always incredible actors. I just don't know why evolving always needs to mean softening. But I suppose that's my opinion. Can't shove it off on everyone else. You'll be lovely at sixty, I'm sure. Still the same spitfire. We'll meet up for drinks. It was a big change, but I quite liked it.
I agree! I'm lucky I found him, really. He's a good person to know. You must not have thought it too odd if she was handing you carcasses at the first meeting and you were still open to a second. But I suppose it all worked out in the end, anyway. Now it'll be a bit like you're married to a cat.
Well, I don't particularly like turtlenecks in any fabric. People shouldn't be covering up their necks so much. Or their arms. Or their chests, for that matter.
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[pm] That's so true, babe. But like, Miranda from the first one. Cause I feel like, she was way too nice in the sequel, have you seen it yet? I was defo vibing with it, I mean, pretty people in pretty clothes, Stanley Tucci, what's not to love? But some of the choices were a little meh! Why give everyone boyfriends you know? [...] Totes! It's weird you know? Having actual space for your stuff. Before Regan, I had like 3 other roommates and slept in a tiny room. Now I can just get things and there'll be space for them.
It's super cute how much he means to ya. Oh, no euphemism here. It was an actual dead squirrel. That she wanted to gift me, to impress me in that first meeting :) I was impressed, for the record, but not for those reasons.
Fashion changes all the time, there was defo a time when denim pants were like, the worst thing anyone could wear, and now look it! A staple. The jurtleneck time is now. LOOL! I guess they can come on land. They'd be like amphibious monsters. Is that still doing it for ya?
[pm] I've not seen the sequel yet. I suppose it's not much of a surprise that they dulled her down a bit. They're always doing that, aren't they? It's dreadful. I'll probably still enjoy it, though. Like you said, it's hard to go wrong with pretty clothes and Stanley Tucci. And Anne Hathaway is always something of a powerhouse. Shame about the boyfriends, though. [...] Suppose that part isn't as odd to me. I had plenty of space growing up, though I did live in a small shared flat for a year or so in London.
He's my best mate. My family, really. No one's ever been there for me the way he has, yeah? [...] Oh! How [...] romantic!
I'm not even particularly fond of denim pants, now that we're on the subject. I find them a bit boring. Everyone ought to move on from denim altogether, but especially in a turtleneck. [...] I could get behind amphibious. Or, rather, I could let amphibious get behind me.

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[pm] Hmmm, like... like they're not gonna ask too many questions vibes. Because they're probably questions I can't fucking answer--
[new pm, a few hours later] I found our woman!! She led me straight to what I needed.... and I think the idea your friend had was a good place to start. This feels right. Gather him up and meet me at the library, baby, we're going on an adventure!
[new pm, post thread] That was fun, wasn't it? The town owes us quite the debt of gratitude, I'd say. Do you think there will be statues?
[User's boss insists that he should promote guided outdoors trips. There's some new competition in town, and his boss wants more locals and tourists signing up for services, so ...]
Because most of y'all ain't got any survival skills So with summer coming up and you people having a death wish With it getting a little warmer out here, thought y'all oughta know to be careful when exploring the great outdoors. If you want, you can hire a guide to keep you safe and help you enjoy your trip. I still do guided day hikes and overnight backpacking trips. But if that ain't your thing, I'm also doing kayaking trips. Get out on the Whye River, float around, look at some birds and fish and plants, maybe go fishing if that's your thing. All sorts of ways to safely enjoy the outdoors here.
Is there an option of the tour that sees you take your shirt off?