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Rachel Sennott
I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire
Better how? [...] More luck 'out there' than I'm having here with you.
Because it has tasks and jokes. Can't ask strangers for advice and get mad when they're not helpful.
@whimmortal replied to your post “[pm] My honeysuckle, how ready are you for your...”:
[pm, backdated] I'll wear something slutty. Also like, totally don't want to overshadow YOUR birthday, but it is also a debut!
[pm, backdated] As you should! Someone as lovely as you should always take pride in your appearance, I'd say. I don't think of it as overshadowing. There's room for both things, yeah? I'm excited to show everyone how marvelous we are.
[pm, after the party] You totally need to get into event planning, babe! That was a good time. So glad I didn't Glad that so many people showed up for ya. Your hangover okay? That's another vamp perk: hangovers less bad!

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[pm] An underwater tragedy for real. I just wanna make sure you know I'm not one of those shippers that totally pay the female characters dust, though. Sandy Cheeks on TOP. She'd never be disposable to me. He gets more and more relatable as we get older, tbh. Like, my guy just wanna be left alone, and here come two dummies to cramp his style.
Thank you for saying that <3 You've lifted a huge weight off my shoulders. It's been troubling me for at least, half a year. It's never been an innuendo, nope. I wanna be bones with her. I will be bones with her. I'm putting a ring on it Did you see the backshots? It was all backshots, everywhere. Almost like it's impossible to record the van any other way. [...] It could be just... you know, regular undead decaying, or maybe some magical thing. I can't know for sure. Have you eaten anyone anything weird?
[pm] Oh no worries, I don't think you the type for that. Sandy is probably the most interesting character in that show, if you think about it for a while. I too would hate to have such neighbors, like the fuck?
Girl, just glad to be of service, you know? [...] You wanna be bones with her, yes, sure! I need to come up with I call mine my boner partner, personally. I wanna give them boners. Jade, everything you say is so sexually charged, it's inspiring. I did see backshots of the wiener mobile. [....] Fine. [user attaches a picture of her foot. it's decaying. like a corpse would.]
@whimmortal replied to your post “What's the worst thing you've ever done?”:
Oh girl, that's a lot.
Nowhere near what some people are carrying.
I guess that's why you're carrying one leg less Trauma olympics never did anyone any good! No winners there
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Like a game show? I don't think I've watched a game show since I was sick at home watching Price is Right. Asking the internet weirdos for advice is how I'm trying to find out what good quality is, dude.
Not really. It's better. [...] Well, I hope you're having luck out there then. Are you? Dude.
[pm] You didn't feel the subtext? Hm, it might have been just me. Like Patrick's life would be so empty without Bob. But I don't see it being the other way around. Kinda unrequited vibes going on. I just know he makes a gay who hates Pride stuff relate super hard.
Right? Very genderneut too, it keeps people guessing.
See, I don't feel like I can claim that anymore. I would love to claim #weirdJade is still alive and kicking. But I'm like, a normie at this point. Married life I'm super domesticated, barely anything weird happens around me. My last "shenanigan" was following the Wienermobile and I even stopped before things could get chaotic. It's a real problem, Jen What if I'm boring now Regan won't Of course I would, being sockless is so vulnerable tbh, we as a society don't talk about that enough. Okay, but I do have like, undead knowledge that might offer some clarity there for ya. And by that I mean, my sisters will see your Is it back to normal? The magic is supposed to be working now.
[pm] Just a case of two guys being bros, to me. Love to see your fujo jump out though! An unrequited love story though ... that I could see. A real underwater tragedy. Well yeah, he is already rundown by capitalism every day.
Sooo true.
You are not normal. You call your partner your bone partner and it's not (just?) an innuendo. You also like, are a fucking vampire slayer? Wienermobile... wait I saw this on Tiktok! After I looked for it. Alright, so is it normal for undead people to have a grey foot? It's still grey. Is it a disease? [User tries to take a picture but she is struggling to find the right lighting so hopes to avoid having to share her decaying foot.]

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TIMING: June PARTIES: Daniel @danielabrams and Jenny @whimmortal LOCATION: The woods SUMMARY: Two people walk their dogs at night, like normal people, and get to chatting. CONTENT WARNING: None.
like JENNIE is a great one. I play it every other night on the radio. As much as I can get away with, at least. Solo singalong? I....... Why solo?
Alright, taskmaster aside, I can do all these things. I told you I'm joyful like that.
Why not solo? Sometimes it's fun to do with friends, but there's nothing like blasting Super Trooper and singing along just by yourself.
What do you have against Taskmaster? Aren't you an English chap yourself? Thought that was like your culture.
[pm] The witch is BACK! Ugh, I’m so sorry honey. I can’t imagine how difficult that is. […] would maybe meditating or something help? Something where you’re more “offline” than normal, you know?
[user drops her phone in excitement]
SHUT THE FUCK UP NO WAY
ARE YOU SERIOUS???????
TELL ME EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW
[pm] It's fine! I love having so much time in my day. It's how I finished my play!! [.....] I sometimes dissociate in the bath.
[User is grinning at her phone.]
Well so Baz invited me over for a talk. Our last date was super great until it turned into a disaster and we just had to talk it out, you know? How to go about it. And then we talked, and we both said we wanted one another, and so [...] we decided to make it official, which feels super [...] weird, because I've never been with someone I've not slept with, you know? And if things were different, I would have climbed them like a tree like, yesterday, but you know. #CelibacyEra! But yes, we decided to make it a thing. Like, Jenny and Baz, a couple! We're going to figure it out. But I'm so happy. Because like, we'd been dancing around it, you know? Kissing and messing around and everything and like, it's so different from anything but it's Baz.
Well I was basically the John Watson to this PI's Sherlock Holmes and I was totally helping him with a case where I think I probably provided a lot of insight and assistance. I can't recall the exact details but that's what we're going with. And then this guy at the club who was like a suspect definitely tried to murder me until Sherlock Holmes stepped in and saved me. Not cool, to be sure. But to offset that, they have a mechanical bull!
Little Jenny Price flopped so big Jenny price could slay. Cast party you say???? I'll bring a whole garden if it scores me an invite.
Wait Mickey, what the hell actually is your life? You know a PI? You hang out with one, and then get your life saved by them? That's totally cool. Like, not the almost getting murdered part, but you know, the rest of it. Mechanical bull? Are you traumatized or can we go back there? [User thinks about the risks of mechanical bulls. She ignores it for now.]
Soooo true! That's actually going to be my motto. But not actual slaying, because vampire slayers are NOT my fans! Oh definitely go big then!
Paypal works. Or Venmo, if you got it. Cash too, of course, as long as our meeting up don't net me another pet.
Cash it is, I love an excuse to see a pal. How's little Boaz?

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[pm] MAGICS BACK BABY!!!! We're so back. SOOO back. I've lit every candle in my house with no matches. It's fucking wonderful. Rosemary's recharged, reloaded, renewed. We're thriving. [...] I don't know much about vampire sleep patterns. Could you sleep before?
Honey, if only I knew. It's like I'm the pied piper for weird shit.
[pm] YAY! I'm happy for you babe! Rosemary is back on. Reset! I could sleep when I was first turned, and then I could not. I still can't. It's [...] whatever, I have plenty to do with my time. It's just that being awake all the time is well, you know, it's all the time!
Truly you are!
[....] Baz and I talked. Like, talked-talked. I'm no longer single!
[pm] I mean, he might be for someone! All those holes, you know? Patrick did have a weird co-dependent thingy with him, right? I'm not in bed with them, seeing what they get up to. [user has forgotten what this is about] Do you feel like Squidward was a bitter gay? I defo got the vibes too.
Roberta defo has a bit of an aura. Bob too, or Boobi Bobby. Like a bohemian art collector.
Oh, right, that's like, the obvious follow up question. Cause I wanted to see what the design she lost looked like :/ Alas, she weirdly had zero pics with those socks on. Unbelievable. Anyway, she got way better socks after, nobody misses those worm socks. I don't :/ I'm not sure we'll ever get to the point where we can chat about our fet But I'm not like, one of those folks who are super passionately grossed out about them either. I'm just a gal worried about my friends people's feet. If they're staying warm, if they've changed color, yadda, yadda. A grey toe sounds concerning, for undead.
[pm] Every hole is a goal, as they say! [...] I don't know, I don't think that Patrick and Spongebob had a Bert and Ernie thing going on, but who knows, maybe they were lovers. Squidward is definitely salty gay representation.
Bobby as a nickname is kinda cute, actually. Keep the double consonant-y theme going!
Your life is incredibly weird. It's both perverse and charming that you'd help her with the sock problem. [....] What will the picture do for you? It's just a grey foot! A picture will not make a difference if you've seen it. It's like super ugly and embarrassing.