Castillo Protocol

I woke up in my own bed and not in a crypt again, so that was nice. It was good. It's Wednesday, those are usually good days. Most of the time, at least. Glad you had a good day too. We have to hold onto those, right? They really, really are. I don't know why me, but maybe it's just a target of the week thing, they'll move on and start thinking about that pirate ship that's hanging out or something. That's way more interesting.

Huh, usually I hear people complain about Wednesdays what with it being "hump day" But hey, if you like Wednesdays I'm not gonna knock you for it! You're right, we have to hold onto good days. Hmmm... you know there's a trick to figuring out whose sending these things on certain sites. Not sure if it works for this one, but next time you get a message you don't like and you wanna figure out who sent it, hit the "BLOCK" button and then go into your privacy settings and look at your blocked users and they should pop up.

You know, that tracks. I guess I should embrace the weirdness. After all, I'm here for at least the next four years anyways. Every day will just be a new adventure. One that I might not survive

Yeah with all the stuff that happens in this town it's best to roll with the punches. I'm sure you'll be fine!

Yeah! That's where The Rock started out, I think, with kids and family movies. Trying to diversify their IMDB credits. Okay, so now we need a movie with The Rock, Dave Bautista, and Vin Diesel as, like... The Three Little Pigs or something.

Okay if we're chasing this train of thought should we make John Cena the Big Bad Wolf? Or maybe actually someone intimidating... The Undertaker?

[...] I grew up near one. Very near one. And I was a curious child.

Huh, kid living near a bog? Clean ups must've been a whole thing lol

Wouldn't we all? Everyone needs a bit of whimsy in their lives!

Yes, exactly!

So true then! I'm a gamer. Click click click. I do love those clicking mobile games.

Yeah, they'd probably be a big help if we keep them a manageable size. Granted though there is the question of where we'd put all the garbage, aside from the dump or the pit that is...

[pm] See, you still haven't verified who I am, and now you're mentioning a top secret hunter bar. I could be a hunter-killing werewolf. This is why secrets are important.

[user pauses and looks up from their phone realizing that their absolutely right. user runs a hand down their face and let's out the world's largest sigh.] [pm] Shit.... Yeah, this is exactly why I opt not to talk to people most of the time.... I just walk into stuff like that sometimes.

Wait! Wait, this movie totally exists. Except it's Vin Diesel, not Dave Bautista. The Pacifier. You totally unlocked a memory for me.

[user takes a minute to do a quick google search and does, in fact, find out the movie actually exists.] Oh my god. Well, shit... That's hilarious. Wasn't there a whole period of time where big time wrestlers/ actions stars starred in kid movies?

Pardon the possibly dumb question, I'm new here. Are spooky foreboding ghost ships just a normal thing here? Is it just, like, a tourist attraction the town set up? I'll be honest, it's a really good one!

It's not typical...Like we don't have a ghost ship that rolls in every summer if that's what you mean. The general weirdness of the event itself? That's normal. Welcome to town!

Yeah, we have to complete our mission, everyone ball. No exceptions. Get in! Roll out Autobot- that's an entirely different thing…

Hahah, yup, different franchise, my friend.

Oh, I need that. A tac vest that's stocked with bottles and diapers and burp clothes.

And now I present to you "THE BABYSITTER" starring Dave Bautista! Ngl, I'd watch it.

Yes, that's me. It is mainly bogs. They all belong to the same family, that is wetlands, but they have important differences, largely in plant life and nutrient richness. Regardless, bogs are far and away the most interesting of them all.

So why the interest in bogs? What kickstarted this fascination in them?