Hatessurprises

“You want a drink.”

“Is this a confession?“

“Oh, those are for sex.”

“And I’m always naked.“

“I was not hitting on you.”

“How would you know that?“

“He doesn’t have any friends.”

“I was in a hurry this morning.”

“But, if I want to find you, I will.“

“I’d say this is cause for celebration.”

“Well, I won’t bore you with the details…”

“I can assure you, I’ve been called worse.“

“It’s kind of awesome. And kind of creepy.“

“Beyond all else I have lots and lots of time.”

“Look, this doesn’t have to be a one-nighter.“

“But, then she came to her senses and left me.”

“This person must have really cared about you.”

“You do realize the gravity of what you’re saying?“

“I’ve seen a lot of death, a lot of pain, a lot of suffering.”

“Oh, it occurred to me, but I didn’t think it was relevant.“

“I’ve also seen a lot of life, a lot of beauty, a lot of wonder.”

“Too much time in one place is dangerous. You know that.“

“There’s no reason you and I couldn’t be something, yeah?“

“But, what really gets you is when life ceases to surprise you.“

“You see, something happened that night… I was transformed.“

“Don’t worry. I am the least judgmental person you’ll ever meet.”

“Um, when I said ‘creepiest’, I meant that in the nicest possible…“

“Well, my assumption is that your drinking is a recent development.“

“It might sound a bit implausible. In fact, you probably won’t believe it.”

“You might not be able to die, but you haven’t lived for a very long time.“

“Then we don’t run. We stay and find out who he is and what he’s after.“

“My life is just like yours.. except for one small difference: it never ends!“

“I wish I could be as trusting as you, but… I have to run. It’s my only choice.“

“And if I’ve learned nothing else from my time here, it’s don’t mess with fate.“

“What keeps us alive more important than blood or oxygen or even love… is hope.“

“But, I assure you I look exactly the same every day. Although, that still may be like crap.“

“The problem with living 200 years isn’t the loneliness or the loss. Okay sure, it is those things.”

“It’s not the number of years we live that matters… our lives just add up to a series of moments.“

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“Think of the one thing that you’ve always wanted. Now find it in your mind’s eye and feel it in your heart.”

“I want so much more than they’ve got planned!”

“Hello? Who said that?”

“What are you reading?”

“I am NOT a beast!”

“My room? But I thought…”

“Once this door closes, it will never open again!”

“Have you really read every one of these books?”

“As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!”

“I never thanked you for saving my life.”

“It just occurred to me that I’m illiterate and I’ve never actually had to spell it out loud before…”

“You’ll join me for dinner. That’s not a request.”

“Oh, you are very strong! This is a great quality!”

“I want adventure in the great wide somewhere.”

“You are the wildest, most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen! Nobody deserves you…”

“It’s more than I can bear.”

“You have to help me. You have to stand.”

“Hello! Pleased to meet you! Wanna see me do a trick?”

“Come into the light.”

“Oh, I’m not a princess…”

“You’ve taken me as your prisoner, and now you want to have dinner with me? Are you insane?”

“There must be something there that wasn’t there before.”

“Do you realize what you could have done? You could have damned us all!”

“Just a little change, small to say the least.”

“I will escape, I promise!”

“How lovely to make your acquaintance!”

“When we return to the village, you will marry me.”

“Pretty eyes, proud face, perfect canvas! Yes! I will find you something worthy of a princess!”

“Are there any other tasteless demands you would like to make on my artistry?”

👑 - You intimidate me 🌹 - You fascinate me 💙 - I want to be your friend 💚 - You’re one of my best friends 💖 - I have a crush on you 🍦 - Your blog is great 🍰 - I wish we were closer 🍩 - I wish you knew I existed 👡 - You’re pretty 🎀 - You make me smile

💥 - I don’t like you ❌ - You have a bad attitude 🔥 - I wish you would delete

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