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[PM] You aren't a seal, though. You're a selkie.

That must be very nice, to be able to see that. Cats are sweet, and smart. [...] Send me more videos like this. [... ... ... ...] Please.

Well, certainly, but aren't you also better than when I last saw you? That's what I was inquiring after. [...] My bog is lovely, of course. I keep her in good shape. Oh, or shall I not refer to my bog as a lady either?

finneganwake

[PM] You can take the selkie. Out of the strait.

[User attaches another.] As your majesty demands. Highness?

Gotta set the bar higher than alive. Barely. Of course it is. No doubt. Your bog, your business, you call it whatever you like. Is it actually Is this your Is it your bog? Do you have an original bog? Like, a bog that's always been your bog. And you've always been its fairy pal friend.

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BRETT RICHARDS in “FIRE COUNTRY” S4EP20 (▶prev gifs with Brett)

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stardustonthebay

I don't know why, it's just the one fish I can't stand. My dad made it for dinner once when I was like... 7... and every time since then I just can't get myself to like it.

What is that, Vancouver? Isn't that where the massive trees you can stand inside in? I would go to coastal big tree land.

But you can eat the whole thing! Also, so many ways to do it. You can sautee 'em, grill 'em, fry 'em... [...] This conversation is a problem, it's just making me hungry. [...] I'm sure if you were, like, willing to pay the fish market people a ton, they could get you Dungeness. I don't know if I've ever specifically had Dungeness...

finneganwake

Huh. I'll pass on urchin unless it's life or death. Lotta trouble for a little bit of... gonad. Just not worth it.

That's the place. Though I'd skip the city, personally. Everywhere else, yeah. You want trees, head for the Carmanah Walbran. Give Doug some company.

Aw, but there's not a whole lot of whole thing. Need a heap to make a meal out of them. Fish market? I don't need no stinking f Nothing's the same after it's shipped, come on. Besides, half the fun's catching it yourself. So, you go to the Gulf Islands, and you get some Dungeness while you're there. Worth the trip, I promise.

#c:maggie #//I'm channeling my dad tragically I myself can't do crab???? I've tried...

inbogwetrust

[PM] How very...West Coast of you. Fine, then.

[User is delighted by the video.] Did you take this yourself? Or is this one of the many random videos floating around the internet? I do find them more useful than television at any rate.

[... ...] What I meant by my questions was-- I wanted to ask if you were okay.

finneganwake

[PM] You can take the seal outta the strait...

I did, yeah. They're not mine. They just know where I eat lunch. Them and all their kittens, I guess, the tradition's a few generations deep at this point.

Oh. You're You've got a funny way of No. Not especi Been better. You know. How're y How's the bog?

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madisonnotmaddie

I'm not a sandwich expert, and I am sorry if I gave off that vibe or energy or anything. I think it could count? Or maybe lox with other things between the lox? So like, lox [...] shrimp, and then more lox?

finneganwake

You're a problem solver, is what you are. Lox-shrimp-lox sounds like a sandwich to me. That's some outta the box thinking right there. Got any fixes for casseroles, while you're churning out the ideas?

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stardustonthebay

Is 'yes' an acceptable answer to that question? An across the board yes to all seafood, with the exception of Chilean Sea Bass. I don't know why, I just don't like it.

If I ever go to Alaska, I'm gonna eat nothing but crab and salmon the whole time. Mark my words!

[...] [...] OOH WAIT SOFT SHELL CRABS.

finneganwake

Absolutely. More tuna, more better. Chilean Sea Bass. That's so specific. I ever get the chance to try any, I'll keep the rough review in mind, adjust my expectations accordingly.

Alaska's alright. I've gotta insist that the Canadian part of the Pacific Northwest is, somehow, distinctly better. Go there, when you're over Alaska.

Never been much for soft shell; always feels like I'm getting ripped off. Know how you open a bag of pretzels, it's half air? That's soft shell crab. Gimme a big Dungeness, meat in every leg, I'm happy. None of those over here. Breaks my heart.

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inbogwetrust

[PM] Mm. Sounds like a contentious separation at the very least.

I don't abhor those. I'm at best neutral. [User gets a sinus headache. She's actually quite fond of cat videos.] I can appreciate one aspect of something while still loathing the necessity of it. [...] Are you fond of cat videos, Fionnagán?

finneganwake

[PM] And we're not contentious, w It's fine!. what it is.

Sure, nuance. [User attaches a video of what the Coast Guard would refer to as an indeterminable number of cats crowding around a plate of fish scraps.] They're better than TV. This absolute clowder is Emmy grade, or whatever the hell. Did you want someth I'm not gonna remind y

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inbogwetrust

[PM] This is the second time you've avoided answering my question. I'll assume you are still at odds, then.

I would say it's the proper amount for these devices.

finneganwake

[PM] We're not at odds. It's j I'm It'll be I'm working on it.

Do you also abhor cat videos?

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inbogwetrust

[PM] Honestly, Fionnagán. Fine then. Have you made amends with your pal? Are you on speaking terms? Are they holding you tenderly in their embrace once more?

It is intrusive and yet necessary. Therefore: detestation. I'll say a drop to continue with our maritime metaphors. A drop in the ocean of all my abhorrence.

finneganwake

[PM] Not my name, that's Are you honestly asking, or just being an assh a fairy asshol what?

That's - sad. Honestly. a lot of abhorring. A concerning amount, some might say.

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inbogwetrust

[PM] Ah. So you've made amends with your lady love then?

I did. I detest it. However, I am making these replies from my computer which I regard with only a modicum less abhorrence.

finneganwake

[PM] I've never figured on the whole sea = she thing. That's just another of those human stories.

Detest, wow. How much is a modicum? A pinch? A drop?

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#c:finn #just a seally guy full of whimsy okay

@inbogwetrust replied to your post “what are you passionate about?”:

[PM] You seemed to be on rather chilly terms with her when I met you.

Oh, sh

[PM] That was an off day.

You got a phone! Great. Awesome. Now wh

#c:fiadh #just wait for the thread pals. ho ho.

stardustonthebay

People don't know what they're missing. Fresh salmon? Lobster? Clams? Tuna? Scallops????? But that just means more for us, right?

finneganwake

Good point. We've gotta talk tuna, though. Bluefin, yellowfin, bigeye, albacore? Any salmon's good salmon, but - anything out of the Pacific, that's where it's at. I'm biased, but. It's also probably true. I'm just saying.

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@stardustonthebay replied to your post “Do you like waffles?”:

Man after my own heart... only instead of lox make it lobster and instead of a bagel make it a roll.

There we go, taste! It's criminal how many people around here, living right by the sea, don't fully appreciate the seafood. An absolute shame.

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bazzledazzle

Whitman, yeah. His work is fine. Not my favorite poet, but we don't need to get into all that. It's not important. Have you got a hat? A captain's hat? Is it white?

finneganwake

For occasions, and sure is. Why do you ask? Dare I ask? This is also boding.

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@madisonnotmaddie What about a sandwich that was just lox?

Just a handful of salmon? Sounds perfect. I could go for th

Does that count? As a sandwich. I'm no expert.

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@bazzledazzle Are you a captain?

I am, and it's my absolute pleasure, privilege, and honor to serve our wicked little town. Grim poem, though. You like Whitman? Think it's Whitman. But it's been a minute since anybody held a gun to my GPA and compelled me to know my poetry.

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