bitch, you sunk my battleship!

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

I'm actually from Baltimost, Merrierland so forgive me if I'm less than impressed

I think we have to kill you?

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

accidentally playing the "explicit" version of lets get it started by the black eyed peas

I need other trans people to take it seriously when nonbinary people are misgendered

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

It got funnier

This is how cats domesticated themselves

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

You know what sucks a lot? Rainbow Capitalism. Because it's disingenuous and driven by corporate greed. You know what sucks more and is scary? No Rainbow Capitalism. Because Rainbow Capitalism is emblematic of a society that is embracing queer folks and queer culture and corporations wanting to get in on that to make money. When corporations aren't doing that, it means they view supporting queer folks and queer culture as something unprofitable, because it's being rejected by society broadly or by the powers at be. This isn't saying Rainbow Capitalism is a good thing. It's not. But rather, it's deeply troubling that significantly fewer companies this year are willing to pretend they care about queer folks. All this to say, take care of each other, always support local queer establishments, and stay cognizant of the political climate we are all in to remain safe. Happy Pride everyone! (Especially my trans brothers, sisters, and siblings!) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

Our bodies dont apologize for being a broken record every month, why should we?

This is a man loving blog btw. I know this is the man hating site and increasingly the trans man hating site but that shit stops at my borders

unfortunately i dont think its queerbaiting if the creator is just so terminally heterosexual that they never remotely considered the same gender relationship their show is centered around could be read as romantic. it is deeply painful however.