The Fool

9:00 am: clock into work after a stressful few days of dealing with a giant robot and also a crazy man who stuffed me into a cupboard

9:05: investigate mysterious box.

9:10: i am in space. almost killed sarah jane. almost got killed. lost my shoe :(

9:15: sarah jane has gone missing

9:30: found sarah jane. shes in a coma :(

9:45: sarah janes no longer in a coma :)

10:00: attacked by bugs

10:15: attacked by bugs

10:30: bugs dead. doctor is quickly popping down to earth to fix transmat. pop down with him

10:40: in a hole :(

10:50: out of hole :) sarah jane has been kidnapped :(

11:00: attacked by potato. sarah jane is free :)

11:10: attacked by potato

11:20: blow up spaceship. finally time to go home :)

11:25: aw man what the fuck

11:30: in the trenches

11:40: nazi prisoner :( sarah jane is maybe dead (unclear) :(

12:00: escaped prison. foot almost bitten off by big clam :(

12:30: sarah jane is alive :)

12:45: witness genocide :(

13:00: nazi prisoner. doctor decides to kill nazis :)

13:05: the doctor is no longer killing nazis :(

13:30: nazis are all dead :) new, eviler robot nazis have been born :( finally time to go home :)

13:35: goddamnit.

13:45: the plague

14:00: sarah jane has the plague :(

14:10: sarah jane no longer has plague :) went to alien planet and found gold :)

14:15: in prison :(

14:30: no longer in prison :) sent sarah jane back to ship to help the doctor

14:35: dropped rocks on the doctor. nearly blew up the doctor. sarah jane has been captured :(

15:00: the doctor has saved sarah jane :) finally time to go home?

15:05: in scotland.

15:10: got shot :(

15:20: got kidnapped :(

15:30: met suction cup aliens. met loch ness monster. replaced by suction cup alien

15:50: sarah jane frees me :)

16:00: escape suction cup aliens ship

16:20: loch ness monster in london. jesus christ.