i think its so awesome that dna is a polymer. like yeah its kind of blatantly obvious, i mean its a long ass organic molecule, thats what polymers are, but theres something satisfying about it. the recipe for You is stored in this solid rubbery bullshit

Are you all going to come online and play perverts or what

I consistently call Gil and Tarvek demi and bi-or-something, but I live with the torment of knowing that were they to self-identify using modern labels there’s a distinct possibility they’d go with, like. Sapiosexual and metrosexual. This haunts me.

Currently soft launching my disappearance

i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer

in like 20 years all this bullshit about getting a callout for kinning sardonyx from steven universe or something will be explained by a specific hallucinogenic toxin found only in wacom tablets

Imagine if a hog saw this

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

reblog to PAT the PIG

its pretty simple all you need is a fuckbuddy a better job a good therapist welbutrin clothes made from high quality natural fibers a good diet lots of water a social network a supportive family a fulfilling hobby a comfortable bed two hundred dollar leather shoes sun exposure (but not too much) a silk pillowcase a workout routine an education rich parents a 401k a trip abroad a plan for the future a short commute no debt a hair stylist you trust white teeth no roommates wool socks a costco membership good insurance a screentime limiter clear skin a healthy sleep schedule and a blunt!