I feel like my skeleton is trying to escape

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever

whatever jiggles your tit man

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

Didn't realize they made emergency thermal blankets for babies

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

thinking about developing a social skill soon

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out