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friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

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idkitsartman

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

c-53

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

domnika-deactivated20250923

i would read that fanfic ngl

c-53

About my fish??

graceful-not

HELP?????

everyfandom-girl

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

tea-and-hockey

FUJOSHI FISH????

phantomrose96

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

phantomrose96

hang on I gotta look something up.

i-suggest-vore

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

phantomrose96

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

gaybichon

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

gaybichon

👆 me

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pixelcatsend

We are now open for registration until the end of the day on Saturday, June 27th ET!

Pixel Cat's End is a virtual pet site where you collect and manage a village of cat-like creatures. You can dress them up, give them jobs, build and decorate their homes, and take them on tabletop-rpg-style adventures.

Come down and get yourself some small, round little kitty not-cats! Features:

The tiniest baby kittens you have ever seen in your entire life.

A very slow/casual-paced game that you can easily keep up with even if busy with work or school.

Say goodbye to the gender binary.

TWO Giant (friendly) magical moose (one with hundreds of eyes), if that sweetens the deal for you.

Mermaid kitties with fishy tails.

Ascend your cats to their final form and give them antlers, wings, and bonus eyes.

Some future features:

Building a 360km boardwalk by hand.

Magical kitty cat powers (and terrible consequences for unlocking the secrets of the universe).

Find us at pixelcatsend dot com

byjove

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

amietita

pollera dancers with swords... is this anything

edgyomg-blog

wasabiprophet

dogpuppy

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puppies333303-deactivated201410

windows please im in the middle of something

uncannycookie

Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

textpostscymraeg

Weithiau dwi wir yn mwynhau fy swydd gwasanaeth cwsmer

Cwsmer (yn ffonio o Iwerddon): “Ia helo, hoffwn i -”

Dafad yn y cefndir: *me dawel*

Cwsmer: “O, mae'n ddrwg gen i, beth hoffwn ei wneud yw -”

Dafad: *me ychydig yn fwy penderfynol*

Cwsmer: “Na, ddim rwan! -peswch- Esgusodwch fi. Mae gen i archeb wedi'i wneud a -”

Dafad: *ME GYHUDDOL HYNOD O UCHEL*

Cwsmer: “Bleddyn! Bydda'n dawel os gweli di'n dda, dwi ar y ffôn! … Mae'n ddrwg gen i, dwi'n ymddiheuro'n llaes ar ran Bleddyn.”

fi: “Rwy'n ei garu ac yn ei faddau.”

Cwsmer: “Peidiwch, dydy o ddim yn ei haeddu. Beth bynnag, dwi'n ffonio am -”

Bleddyn: *me fach, hunanfodlon iawn*

athanza

From Veronica Tucker via Pinterest

moghedien

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

moghedien

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

destructionfanq

i want ice cream .

javascript-official

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

destructionfanq

oh my apologies i see my mistake

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sylvanitchi

someone requested i draw goldie months ago, i forgot who, but this is for u

haaarpb

i love both my beautiful daughters

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