biggest slut in the antique shop

I felt the cold, bony and clammy hand of death itself upon me, worst handjob I ever had

the worst friendship dynamic or qpr is still a hundred times better than the best romantic ship

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

people on this website cannot stop eating chick fil a despite being told for a decade that they fund horrific anti-lgbtq shit and they cannot stop watching dropout despite being told that it's a massive trans woman exclusion zone funded by someone whose entire life has been funded by invested clinton administration money. i'd be less annoyed if people would just admit they dont give a fuck and just find it funny, but theres a massive contingency of battle jackets who make dropout shows part of their personality, so like

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

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I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

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