There's No Crying At Costco

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

hey take a break from scrolling and find out your birth chart palette and then tell me the color names in the tags

I think more non binary characters should be fat

fat and black and brown 👍🏾

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography

can we start with not conflating "erotic/sexual art or writing" with pornography

no lmao

actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children

stop mother-ifying fictional literally all female characters. that fictional woman would not know what the fuck to do with a child

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

the awesome thing about the internet is i realized i can just do to female characters what people do to male characters all the time

"she's underdeveloped everything you write about her is fanon" yeah people do that for 2739472 white guys i wanna do it for the chicks now "those two women havent even met" people shipped onceler yaoi with alternate forms of himself because there was no one else to ship him with. there is literally no stopping the fanon you make. so long as you love it.