#musix

so what if i gave pencil a little theme i dunnooo i dunnooo i plan on making anothe r based on my firend's pencil takes

To aid ongoing recovery efforts in mystical lands recently devastated by a moonbeam, singer and composer Björk held a benefit concert Thursday in support of wilted sunflowers living in the mushroom forest. “This next song goes out to this enchanted mushroom forest and all the drooping sunflowers who were affected by the orb of night’s twilight rays,” said Björk, noting that all lily pads donated by concert attendees would go toward reviving the soil with glow worms and reinforcing the flowers’ stalks so they could one day grow high enough to reach the very star for which they were named.

Grunge-

*slow and quiet guitar riff* Man mumbling: I smell like a rat…I live in the gutter…*suddenly gets loud* I’m alright because I’m fucked up/ I fall asleep when I wake up!

Progressive Rock-

*Guitarist playing eighteen notes a second* British guy: The dark angel descends with skeleton wings, the choir of demons softly sing *Five different key changes in rapid succession*

Goth Rock-

*Bell rings* *Very loud snare drum* Singer with the deepest voice ever: My love is like an electric chair there are sparks/ Your heart is like a guillotine, it’s sharp

Post-Rock-

*the same three chords played increasingly loud for twenty minutes* Spoken Word Recording Of A Random Old Man: When you haven’t slept in ten years, like me, you start to realize that Ronald Mcdonald is the antichrist, and the golden arches are the mark of the beast. *music continues for another twenty minutes*

Heavy Metal-

*A guitarist imitating the sound of a cat receiving an exorcism* Uncannily High Voiced British Guy: Satan wields his atomic dagger while the president gives him a handjob/ And what you think is christ really is a front for the mob

Punk-

*The sonic equivalent of being punched* The worst vocals you’ve ever heard: IWANNAKILLMYLANDLORD IREALLYWANNAKILLMYLANDLORD

Post Punk-

*sick ass baseline* Depressed british voice: The incision has precision/ the ghost wafts about the River Thames/ The city’s shape is cruelly curving into a rose’s stem *the percussionist has a stroke*

Hard Rock-

Absolution

Dance macabre

Idoltarine

Ashes

Elizabeth

Spillways

I took the first letters of each song title and got the letters : IAEADMS

Unscrambled, that gets Amidase

This is an enzyme that is used in our bodies to separate daughter cells when cell division occurs.

What if… the new papa is a long lost twin of Copia and they were separated at birth??

Please tell me I’m not going insane