*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

Wisdom of an Ancient Being 🍷🦇

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

Picture of her from the USA Today

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

From Dice: Deception, Fate & Rotten Luck by Ricky Jay and Rosamond Purcell, 2002.

are we serious

i watch baseball for the side quests

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

and some college baseball shenanigans

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive

Exactly what I had in mind.