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I had sex with %appdata%

for much of my life ive inhabited a kind of mental space that’s like [POST FAILURE, REMAINDER EXPUNGED]

I’ll probably eventually figure out how to bridge the three inch thick pane of glass separating me from all other human beings

They should call the baseball team the Chicago Cubes to recognize the fact that the players and the ball are three-dimensional

speaking of hedging, one criticism i always hate that's often levelled against people doing media criticism or analysis is variations on "oh they think all their opinions are correct" yeah i'd hope so--don't understand why someone would hold an opinion they think is wrong! i hate the culture of endlessly qualifying everything you say to mollify an interlocutor who feels like your strongly held opinion is an imposition on their free will and i think nobody ought to bend to it. make your criticisms and points with your fucking chest. if you think you need my permission to disagree with me then you will die my thrall and be buried in my tomb