Meanwhile, in Georgia

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

ramen? no, i’m a feminist, i only eat rawomen

raw women? well i’ve been known to, yes

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional. if i have to deal with one in real life i will curse him and pray for his downfall every night before i go to bed

It's because the writer communicates their feelings for them. If people wanna pull that off in real life they need to hire a guy to walk around behind them narrating.

YOU ARE SOMETHINGBURGER. ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT

There’s been several times when I’ve watched a thing and been like, they clearly did what they intended to do, and did it well, and I don’t want any part of it. This is a high quality and deeply unpleasant piece of art.

“This is a high quality and deeply unpleasant piece of art” is a wonderful line, I love it, I feel it in my soul

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

on behalf of my ex i would like to add: Fucking EPIDEMIOLOGY of the kind where "John Snow mapped cholera deaths and noticed the cluster around the Broad Street pump" is the most basic and well-known example also stopped it!