High Priest of the Decadents

Aye he got this shit ON with the jaguar print fur!! The cane?? 🤌🏾🔥🔥🔥

we actually cancel all the trains when it rains because we don't want them to get sick, if you even fucking care

1000 times they were hunting some sort of Creature and Sam was like Dean I think that's my narrative mirror so I feel kinda weird about the fact that you want to crush it like a bug and 1000 times Dean was like Sam no you don't understand there is a distinction. We can and must stomp this creature to a pulp to reinforce our status as heroes. But you don't count as a monster and you never will bc you are my baby and you are my charge and I love you and I took an oath to protect you and I carried you out of the house fire. and Sam's like ok but what if I transgress and cross the imaginary line and become a category of being that it is acceptable to hunt. what happens then. and Dean's like that simply would not happen. Hope this helps.

imagine there is one semi-redeemed dalek who works at the space dmv. they hired it because it makes lines go quicker. someone forgets their papers and instead of arguing about it, they hear a dalek start yelling PAPERWORK. PAPERWORK. and they apologize profusely and leave.

"average dalek doesn't kill anyone in its lifetime" actually statistical error. dalek todd, who works at the space dmv and has actually saved lives by providing spaceship driver's licenses, is an outlier and should not be counted

space dmv gets denied proper funding for equipment the fifth year in a row and dalek todd unleashes all his hatred onto updating all their computers with superior dalek tech so that they can process requests faster. everyone loves dalek todd. he's a joy to have in the workplace. sometimes he'll tell you that you would make a better dalek then [insert species here] and he would convert you in a heartbeat, but we think that's just his way of being friendly. if balance your coffee on top of his head when he gets mad, it heats up.

dalek todd was not involved in the time war because and i quote "THE DALEK EMPIRE DID NOT REGISTER ITS WAR SHIPS PROPERLY. SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT TIME LORDS BUT THEIR PAPERWORK IS IN ORDER. I WILL HAVE TO FINE EMPEROR DAVROS TEN BILLION SPACE DOLLARS."

So many people who wanna argue with me about King Arthur clearly haven’t read the actual medieval texts. I know this because if they actually read the source material they’d know that when it comes to King Arthur, everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

the way ppl talk about latinas is kind of very gross if I'm being honest

they're like reverse Asians bro they're all stacked and they're fiery mamacitas who you can break like a horse and make into domestic servants who love family

"bro I need a big booty latina" bro I need you to kill yourself

you're not getting attention from me for coming on here saying they do it to themselves. you are just getting the block button