in depths of randomness

Everything is about gay sex especially if it isn't about gay sex because if it isn't about gay sex its about the absence of gay sex and the absence of something is only the shadow of its presence. So.

Special place in hell for dudes that leak/share a woman’s nudes. You should feel honoured, don’t fucking abuse that.

Hey guys, so um. I hate doing this but this is a one note one day post. I’m sorry for invading your dash but, I feel like I’m invading everyone right now. So. Yeah.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, MUTUALS!!! 🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊 I really hope y'all have a great new year ahead and fingers crossed for that 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 and thanks a lot for helping me get through 2020!!!!

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

May we live in very uninteresting times

Make bored great again

Please doo thisss

Your warmth and kindness is more beautiful than you know.

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

i wanna see what happens

it looks fun i guess

Where did this even come from

This sho

Wierd :o

I want in

I call doubt

Hmm

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

i s2g-

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

I dont believe this

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

Hmmm

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

yolo

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

Hm.

shrug emoji

BITCH FUCK ME UP

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

what is this mahogoney.

Dude wtf

((i am utterly confused))

oh))

*rolls eyes* suuuure

//:^)))

pls

Q?

OKAY LETS TRY IT

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

hm

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

hm doES it really work?

What the hell is this

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

Aight let’s try

Let’s try this bitch

Let’s see if this still works

dont trick me, ya dingle

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

Come at me

I wanna

please

Hmm… Maybe?

Ive got mail!

Let’s go gaymers lmao

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

I want to see what will happen X3

I’m willing to try it.

Let’s end this once and for all. I never get asks.

No. I refuse to believe that this is real.

ha͡h҉aha҉hah͢a̕

This exactly the kind of chaotic bull I signed up for

… does it work

Sorry for the long post but 👀let’s see what happens here

I summon y’all come to my inbox spam it til it fALLS TO IT’S KNEES

I can’t sleep so I hope this works

Meh, i domt believe it, but, prove me wrong i guess

Same mate

Press X to doubt 

i want

Ha

This is highly likely to be fake but hey, you never dive you never live right?

PLEASE

does it work??

Did it work?

Oh?

probably won’t work but yeah

P L E A S E W O R K

IM SCARED, IT WORKED

lmao this is a whole ass lie, prove me wrong

this is fake lmao

I’m intrigued

Lol these never work but imma try anyways

This never works for me

these never work for me but i’ma try it anyways.

Lets give it a shot.

Do it i dare you

IT WORKED

oh wait,that was just babua anon, i didn’t summon anyone yet

Reblog for a doodle based off your url

pweaseee🥺🥺

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

i need that

My url is pretty vanilla I doubt something will happen even

I don’t even think that’ll happen to me in the next 9000 years

Go on.

Hit me.

Yessssss pleaseeeee

Let’s dance.

I hope

hm my url’s kind of odd i dunno abt this

Y’all-

🅱️lease

My name is perfect for this. Hit me with your best shot.

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!

This ought to be good

I dare you.

I want this.

If I get one please make it gay

This would be amazing and probably hard as frak because of my lame url

Please and thank you.

Please??

This spikes my curiosity

Yes and @goswlpncmcrfobpjsthpltruaqhb9942  good luck 

blease

How would you even do mine, if you will do it at all

Anyone down to send one…?

yall dont hve the balls

👀👀

lets go

bro fucking crush it my gays, try ur best

my url is pretty boring, but go for it lol

if someone named photography doesn’t get railed by me I dont want it 😤

curiouser & curiouser! come visit if you have the time 🥺😩

Maybe? :>

p l e a s e

Hopefully it works this time

w a n t

Im scared

OMG OMG PLS

PLEASe

PLEASE

I bEG

Please?

lol go for it

Please do this

I feel like I should be scared but please go for it!!

do it

HAHAHA someone do mee :)

YES

I’m gonna get the worst ones.

Maybe ? :› It smacked my curiosity 👀

:0 omg this is so cool????

pweaseee 🥺🥺

hey folks; i know we’re all going thru it right now, so I made a carrd masterpost of some stuff to comfort us all. there’s some games, some mental health stuff, and all the crisis lines i could find. i hope it helps; please spread this if you think your followers might find it useful

I am not completely useless!!!!! I can tell bts apart by their voices!!