MICHAEL

with your help i cantake over the religiously appropriated land of utah and turn every mormon jesus statue intoe fat teto

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there

We have to kill landlords

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies