still with you

If I were Cardan Greenbriar and being a drunken fool saved my ass from Balekin's murder spree at the coronation AND got said ass in the hands of Jude Duarte I would take it as a divine sign to keep drinking clearly it's working for me

enemies are sometimes just a person you got a crush on but are mad about it

your email means nothing to me

“sir my puppy is lost” little boy I smoked your puppy in a joint. Because it’s really small

And green

if one more thing happens I'm simply going to scream

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore