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nothing is quite as Good and Pure as owl city trying to protect his fans from the mosquitoes
stop drawing human blathers as a twink we all know he looks like this
“You know,” said Jaskier. “Something a bit sexier than drowners, so I can make a song out of it.” He went back to his notes.
Geralt paused in the act of unlacing his damp shirt. “What kind of monsters do you think are sexy?”
“Wyverns are pretty sexy,” said Jaskier to his notebook.
“They are?”
“Basilisks,” said Jaskier, gesturing with his quill. “Very sexy.”
Geralt looked askance. “The fuck are you talking about?”
startin a new fic
Jaskier, confirmed monsterfucker
Jaskier: *using ‘sexy’ in a figurative sense to describe something he thinks is cool & interesting*
Geralt, unfamiliar with this usage: *afraid* Do Not Fuck The Basilisk??
Jaskier : mh, mh, big murderous monster, very sexy *scribbles on parchment*
Geralt :
@spanish speakers te amo feels weird to say??????
TE AMO! IS TOO! INTIMATE!! maybe if you say it quickly and in a jokey way its ok but in a serious talk??? it feels too much!!!!!!!
“i love you” is NOTHING compared to te amo. i love you feels like a kiss on the check and te amo feels like fucking marriage.
#I have like a whole thing on saying te amo to anyone
YEA. i had a relationship with someone and she dropped the “te amo” super quicky and i was like…………”thats ok, thank you, but im gonna be honest w you….i’m not saying te amo until i really feel it” thats how serious it is.
te amo IS very serious, very deep, very intimate. when you want to tell someone that you love them without it being massive, the term you want is te quiero
cant believe no one had contributed this
Same for German imho?!??? Ich liebe dich is THE confession. You don’t drop it in a joking way.
It might just be me, but I wouldn’t randomly pepper Я люблю тебя into conversation either. It feels… too much.
Maybe it is the English one that is weird
I tell my close friends “I love you” all the time. I think It’s different if I were to say “I’m in love with you”.
In these non-English languages, do parents not tell their children “I love you?” Or is it only romantic?
Oh, I’m monolingual but I know a bit about this one! :D
So, in a lot of languages, there are multiple verbs that mean, “to love,” which are each situational, while, in English, we derive the meaning through context
Like, “Te quiero,” refers to love for friends and family, aka platonic love, while , “Te amo,” or, “Ai shiteru,” in Japanese, is so achingly tender and romantic that you might as well write the other person a receipt for your heart, because it’s theirs now
At some point, English did have multiple verbs for, “to love,” but eventually English speakers decided, “to hell with it, I only want 1 broad term for these big mushy feelings,” because we hate having multiple words for things almost as much as we hate punctuation
TL;DR: cultures that are non-English speaking do tell their kids they love them, they just have multiple words that mean, “To love,” and English is the odd man out because it got tired of that and went
man, as an american, I will say “I love you” if you pick me up a snack when you pop down to the store

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JK Rowling: It wasn’t relevant to Harry’s story so I didn’t include it
Hiromu Arakawa: That librarian who helped the Elrics can’t hold down a job and she wants to move her mother to a better hospital. That pickpocket from Rush Valley lost her parents and legs in a train wreck as a kid. Lt Hawkeye has a dog. The Armstrongs’ younger sister plays the piano. Meat Day is 2/9
Obscure details about Finn that the films don’t tell you
Finn’s squad in the First Order was the FN Corps, who were personally under the command of Captain Phasma. They were made up of FN-2187 (Finn/87), FN-2003 (Slip), FN-2199 (Nines), and FN-2000 (Zeros). Finn was the unofficial leader of the squad.
Finn was one of the best Stormtroopers that the First Order had ever trained and was recognized as Officer Material by Captain Phasma. General Hux had considered him Captain Material. Most of his superiors considered Finn a born leader.
Jakku was Finn’s first mission against the Republic, but Finn had gone on other missions before to other planets and had also completed simulations where his kill count would break records. Finn had no issues going to battle with the New Republic. In fact the biggest issue he had was the fact that he was always looking after his less competent squad mate Slip.
Finn would have been one of the best soldiers if it wasn’t for his inability to shoot or harm civilians. An issue that Zeros and Slips did not have. Only Nines did, but still followed Orders. Even though Finn could have been the best, he just couldn’t pull the trigger on a civilian.
Out of everyone is his squad, Finn is the only confirmed survive. Slip was killed by Poe Dameron on Jakku, Nines had been killed by Han Solo on Takodana, and Captain Phasma had been killed by Finn on the Supremacy. Zeros may be the only survivor as his status is unconfirmed.
(Petition pending to get Michael B. Jordan to play Zeros)
Finn is specialized in all First Order equipment to the point of being a sharp shooter with a blaster, a master of the Z6 baton, almost all First Order weapons in general and being able to identity any weapon or tech of theirs. That is why he knew what model of tracker the First Order was using in TLJ and was able to identify the mini Death Star canon. Finn also has an almost perfect photographic memory due to being able to memorize the layout of both Starkiller base and the Supremacy with extreme accuracy.
Kylo Ren had been impressed with Finn‘s capabilities during their lightsaber duel on Starkiller to the point Kylo had to tap deeper into the dark side to beat Finn.
Finn is deeply conflicted about fighting Stormtroopers due to the fact that many of them didn’t have a choice in the matter of who they served under like him.
Finn is one of the most compelling protagonists of the franchise, right along with Ahsoka and Luke, because while he is the most dangerous to both sides of the war due to his skills and knowledge, he actively tries to save lives instead of end them. Finn’s upbringing left no room for love. He was stolen away from his family before he could even make memories of them. He tried to dedicate himself to the the First Order, but couldn’t. Finn chose to leave the only life he had known because he couldn’t let even one innocent life be senselessly killed.
Finn has earned the right to be called the sequel trilogy protagonist and I’m hoping Episode XI will bring this badass center stage again.
GOD DAMN FINALLY OTHERS KNOW WHAT I KNOW
These obscure details weren’t so obscure back in 2016, but the fandom changed pretty quick.
And yet he was pushed all the way aside for some 30-year-old edgelord with the temper of a toddler and a completely undeserved redemption arc
By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!
This is one of my husband’s favorite short stories. He quotes it from memory. I’m pretty sure he can recite the entire thing from memory.
This is a tremendously impactful short story and every time I see it, it serves as an excellent reboot button for my state of mind.
The Novosibirsk Zoo recently welcomed a bunch of Pallas’s kittens and I’m. Just look at them.
they look like they were born as terse old men in fur coats
*steps one degree of separation outside my normal tumblr orbit* oh wow you people are all out of your minds
#i’m quietly ice fishing with my mutuals but sometimes i perceive the shadows of lovecraftian discourse monsters passing below the surface

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Execution for Ahaego related crimes
When you find out the trap cosplayer is actually just a girl in a dress
i tell all my buddies who are sharpening a stick in order to stand in the shallows and spear fish the same thing: you gotta adjust your aim to compensate for light refraction
mutuals do this
My brain: okay be a normal person and draw the Sailor Moon challenge instead of wierd stuff again
Me: no
Fuck abuser forgiveness stories imagine exposing your abusers in new york city on top of a giant peach in front of everyone and wrapping them in spider webs and then they get carried away and the people all love u and then u have a bug family and a million friends.

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Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one
the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine
behold…. a Bastard
Cat OS running on mouse hardware.
they also howl!
Wolf OS running on mouse hardware.
I’m glad you all love this tiny rodentious bastard mammal, but I can see we’re going to need to have the conversation about hiding things in the tags
It also metabolises scorpion venom as a painkiller
the scorpion met the frog on the riverbank.
“frog,” said the scorpion, “will you carry me across the river? I want to reach the other side, but I cannot swim.”
“hm,” said the frog, “against my better judgement, but I am a naively kind-hearted amphibian and I will help you.”
so the scorpion crawled onto the frog’s back and they headed across the river together.
and of course, as you already know if you’ve read this fable before, halfway across the river the scorpion lashed out and struck the frog with its deadly sting.
“I can’t help it, it’s my nature. and now we die together, as a metaphor for the human experience.” declared the scorpion.
“huh?” said the frog, finally hopping up onto the far bank and apparently not having noticed a thing. “that’s a really hamfisted metaphor. who wrote this garbage?”
“hm.” the scorpion replied cautiously. “shouldn’t you be dying right now? I am quite sure that I stung you, and this is how the fable ends after all.”
“oh, yeah.” said the grasshopper mouse, unzipping its frog costume and turning to the extremely luckless and now entirely non-metaphorical scorpion. “don’t worry about it.”
Love the bastard mouse
why the fuck did scooby have on a collar he never even wore a leash!! and he could literally tell anyone what is name is where he lives. hell he could get an uber home if he gets lost!! the fuck why is he wearing a collar
You know why
Oh it’s because hanabarbara were bad at connecting necks to bodies. Thats also why Yogi Bear had a tie but no shirt
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art cheats: if u can’t draw it, just don’t
I love how they literally just said “you know why” which could mean ANYTHING, which is such a vague phrase, which… and yet we all thought the same thing. Why