Hey, Little Songbird Look all around you

Actually a fantastic example for when you need to illustrate to someone that AI art is theft, blatantly, and not in some abstract way

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

a guy shoots at me with a sniper rifle and I catch the bullet in my teeth and eat it, but he saw that coming and put poison in the bullet, but I saw that coming and drank an antidote ahead of time, but all those weird chemicals still give me a really bad kidney stone a few days later and I pass out from pain and crash my car into, by pure coincidence, the sniper

Who let me edit this fucking thing, post it, and did not tell me how much more SAD it is in context??

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

The nefarious consecuences of the industrial revolution

i go to the dog fight and see what dog mitski is betting on so i can bet on the other one

happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone

annabeth’s jealousy got more screen time during their will-they-won’t-they period but percy did react to her having a hunters brochure in her backpack by fantasizing about strangling them all

when you die you go to the big LAN party in the sky

this radiates too much heat 

I was like, “But why are their shirts off” and then I remembered how much heat that many computers can put out.