beyond this morning;

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

living in one of those free use public sex kinda hentai but no one wants to have sex with me so i mostly just stay home and post. i look outside and sigh wistfully at the sight of a woman getting eaten out so hard she somehow cums twice in one moment and then close my blinds so i can focus on cookie clicker

Charles guiteau

The man who assassinated James Garfield??????

I will always love how you can learn things that your history class failed to teach you from shitposts on this site. Never change.

You don’t get knowledge delivered like this on other webbed sites and apps.

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before

"Explaining binary search to a cop" should've caught on as a saying tbh.

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

reblogging this again to bring up that when my grandma said she didn’t understand trans people, and why would they betray the body God gave them, it would have been 0 help to explain to her all the biological and cultural and societal components to the existence of the concept of gender and trans people. You know what did make her pause and reconsider her stance? “Did you ever think that maybe God made trans people on purpose?” And we got to have a conversation about all the interesting things God has made so why wouldn’t God make trans people? And she came out of the conversation with more grace and understanding.

i tell you what, when i talk to a christian person who's not-yet-fully-radicalized in their anti-trans feelings, i become the most Jesus Hippie christian leftist in the world for the sake fo talking to them, i talk about god's plan and jesus's love and how nothing god makes can be a mistake so how could me being trans be a mistake you silly goose <3 he made me like this on purpose for his own reasons obviously <3 because who else could have???? only god silly!!!! and this goes over better than NOT meeting them where they are :D and in real life my primary deity is the fucking hudson river. so like. fucking whatever do you want to actually reach a heart or a mind or do you want to feel like you're king smart in your empty village of zero allies if im being fully honest

come with me hold my hand. listen. the age gap is sometimes part of why the ship is so good. that’s okay. god isn’t going to smite you for liking an age gap relationship between fictional characters. go now. be free from the mind prison you’ve locked yourself in

and hey while we’re on the subject, age gap relationships between adults in real life are also fine. there’s no inherent problem with an age gap as long as everyone is happy and wants to be there and treats each other with respect. which is possible to do in an age gap relationship. hope this helps