Reader, I ate his heart in the marketplace

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

by the way it's fine to like sexual content just for the sake of it. "we can't ban porn because other stuff will get banned" "sometimes nude art has value" "the government will classify queer people as sexual" this is all true but it's okay to just like porn. its okay to not want porn to be banned because you like it.

"My blorbo" this and "My pookie" that, and the whole time I'm speaking about a 61 year old man

“>” is the equivalent of a “stop” in a telegram

> Be me in 1810 > Receive telegram > Bartholomew has died of tuberculosis

AT A FRIENDS HOUSE STOP CHECK OUT HIS ITUNES LIBRARY STOP LITERALLY ONLY ONE SONG STOP LINKIN PARK IN THE END STOP ALMOST 30000 PLAYS STOP

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!