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today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket

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today on satan makes a blog post

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Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.

clockworkjerk

Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.

thelilnan

i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format

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ticktockclockwork

Some advice for dressmakers:

1. Pockets are a thing. 2. Breasts are a thing.

Leave room in your design for both.

transientfashion

#I’m looking at you summer dresses #made for people with flat chests#and no material possessions they need to carry with them (via @ticktockclockwork)

Yep, this is a real problem. From a design stand point it saves fabric and time since you don’t have to add any darts or pockets, and they go with the premise that a flat square shape should fit everyone without having to make much changes to the pattern (except to make it bigger or smaller). This whole one-size-fits-all mentality in fashion is so flawed, and actually impractical, it really annoys me how teachers let it slide in college and how the apparel industry continues to spew it year after year.

dizzy-redhead

As someone who has breasts (DDD-H depending on what manufacturer I’m talking to) and loves pockets, let me wholeheartedly recommend eshakti.com. I started buying dresses from them in November and I love them. They will customize necklines, hemlines, etc., for a $9.95 flat fee, they will customize to your measurements if you don’t fit a standard size, and I’ve really enjoyed all my dresses from them. Most of their dresses come in sizes from XS to 6XL Feel free to message or send me an ask if you have specific questions!

ticktockclockwork

UHM EXCUSE ME I JUST CHECKED THEM OUT AND??????

THEIR

DRESSES

ARE

AMAZING??? AND THIS IS JUST THE DRESSES????

Here’s a link, fellow vertebrates. Do yourself a favor and go shop your heart out.

tauntedoctopuses

They do a wide variety of clothing geared towards women!

cinnamontoastcrises

FUCK THIS POST I JUST SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON A DRESS THAT I DIDN’T REALLY NEED okay jk i’m very greatful but why did I do that xD

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catceleste

my strangest legacy - in high school, for one reason or another (I can’t remember) my friends and I wrote “34 days until March 2nd” on the whiteboard in the drama classroom. It was completely arbitrary but we kept it it up, “30 days until March 2nd” ”23 days until March 2nd” etc. It spread around enough that the entire school is buzzing about what is going to happen on March 2nd. We figure we should think of something and decide to bring in cake. There were about 13 of us in total committed to bringing a cake. On March 2nd, during 3rd period lunch we all entered the cafeteria in a line (the parade of the cakes) and laid them out—a grand cake buffet for everyone in that lunch period. We did it the next year. And after we graduated it kept going.

This past March 2nd was the 9th year they’ve done it. It’s become a school sponsored event. There are t-shirts for this thing every year. March 2nd is cake day. I am a god.

cinabre

What if the Wendigo was Hannibal Lecter’s pet/assistant? 27th strip, third and last part. first part. + second part + French version. My Hannibal fan-arts

This story was printed in the W is for Wendigo book, buy here or here.

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adamdoesntusethisanymore-deacti

I’ve been making dad jokes for years but my wife and I are expecting our first child and I’ve finally been making dad jokes while actually being a dad.

When we were in the hospital I got my wife a blanket. What was awesome was they were kept in this machine that was specifically made to heat blankets. I laid the blanket over my wife and said, “do you think they keep these at womb temperature?” I heard a nurse laugh for a solid 3 minutes.

wednesdaysaddumss

This is beautiful

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creepypasta time

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

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Tim Gunn on Plus Size Clothing

“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying. Whoever’s designing for plus-size doesn’t get it. The entire garment needs to be reconceived. You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger. In my travels, I’ve been an advocate for larger women. I’ve been talking to designers, but only a half-dozen make an effort. Most say, ‘I don’t want a woman who’s a size 10 or 11 wearing my clothes.’ Well, shame on you! It’s not realistic

tiny-vessels

Love him.

cypheroftyr

“You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger.” Praise Jesus and all the saints for him saying this because damn, most “PLUS SIZED” clothing is fugly.

nokki1

Amen. The plus sized clothing out there is crazy and makes me just…

trollprincess

I’m not surprised he said this. Ever since the first season, when they’ve had to do garments for everyday people who aren’t models, there’s always one designer (at the very least) who flips out as though they’ve never in their life considered that people who aren’t a size 0 might wear their clothes. Tim always looks at them like he wants to drown them in a lake.

gatsbyswidow

I love Tim Gunn so much and this is just one of the reasons. The other is that he is asexual and has copped a lot of flack for it in the media but he isn’t ashamed of what he is/is completely happy with who is. Next to Diane Von Furstenberg, he is one of my favourite people in the fashion industry.

thesanityclause

My mom got to take a class taught by him and I AM FOREVER JEALOUS.What a cool guy

toxipop

I DID NOT KNOW TIM GUNN WAS ASEXUAL

THIS IS SO WONDERFUL

IM GONNA CRY

tasteoface

WELCOME MY ACE BRETHREN

trekkiepirate

We do not, as a world, deserve the goodness that is Tim Gunn. My mom (a large woman in her late-fifties at the time) met him at a lecture and he spent several minutes complimenting her dress (which she made herself) and discussing why she’d had to start making ALL her own clothes (could no longer find nice, pretty things in her size) and then laughing over being the oldest people in the room (since it was a university lecture largely attended by students). My mom hasn’t felt good about her weight in years, but Tim Gunn made her proud of knowing how to dress for her shape and her taste in fabric patterns. According to my brother who witnessed all this, she was beaming.

I would die on a battlefield for Tim Gunn.

finnicky-art

Just confirmed the ace thing, I hadn’t heard about it but it looks like he came out in an interview!

whitecatgeek

Oh shit re blogging for ace role model!

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TIM GUNN IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

Tim Gunn is a true unproblematic fav

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Tim Gunn on Plus Size Clothing

“Have you seen most of the plus-size sections out there? It’s horrifying. Whoever’s designing for plus-size doesn’t get it. The entire garment needs to be reconceived. You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger. In my travels, I’ve been an advocate for larger women. I’ve been talking to designers, but only a half-dozen make an effort. Most say, ‘I don’t want a woman who’s a size 10 or 11 wearing my clothes.’ Well, shame on you! It’s not realistic

tiny-vessels

Love him.

cypheroftyr

“You can’t just take a size 8 and make it larger.” Praise Jesus and all the saints for him saying this because damn, most “PLUS SIZED” clothing is fugly.

nokki1

Amen. The plus sized clothing out there is crazy and makes me just…

trollprincess

I’m not surprised he said this. Ever since the first season, when they’ve had to do garments for everyday people who aren’t models, there’s always one designer (at the very least) who flips out as though they’ve never in their life considered that people who aren’t a size 0 might wear their clothes. Tim always looks at them like he wants to drown them in a lake.

gatsbyswidow

I love Tim Gunn so much and this is just one of the reasons. The other is that he is asexual and has copped a lot of flack for it in the media but he isn’t ashamed of what he is/is completely happy with who is. Next to Diane Von Furstenberg, he is one of my favourite people in the fashion industry.

thesanityclause

My mom got to take a class taught by him and I AM FOREVER JEALOUS.What a cool guy

toxipop

I DID NOT KNOW TIM GUNN WAS ASEXUAL

THIS IS SO WONDERFUL

IM GONNA CRY

tasteoface

WELCOME MY ACE BRETHREN

trekkiepirate

We do not, as a world, deserve the goodness that is Tim Gunn. My mom (a large woman in her late-fifties at the time) met him at a lecture and he spent several minutes complimenting her dress (which she made herself) and discussing why she’d had to start making ALL her own clothes (could no longer find nice, pretty things in her size) and then laughing over being the oldest people in the room (since it was a university lecture largely attended by students). My mom hasn’t felt good about her weight in years, but Tim Gunn made her proud of knowing how to dress for her shape and her taste in fabric patterns. According to my brother who witnessed all this, she was beaming.

I would die on a battlefield for Tim Gunn.

finnicky-art

Just confirmed the ace thing, I hadn’t heard about it but it looks like he came out in an interview!

whitecatgeek

Oh shit re blogging for ace role model!

xdevotedjinxedx-deactivated2017

TIM GUNN IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll

Tim Gunn is a true unproblematic fav

itsagifnotagif

This is one of the first memes of 2017 and I so support this

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patrickthomson

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

mhalachai

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

she-who-shall-not-be-laid

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

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This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

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You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

smis-happens

You can’t cough if you’re in a coma

moonlit-maiden

Why did I laugh so fucking hard….

black-lodge-gatekeeper

it’s called ONE NIGHT because there is just one night ahead of you if you drink this…

paprika

realitytvbitch

trevenanl-deactivated20200913

That song where the guy keeps saying “once I was _ years old” is objectively not the worst thing to come out of 2016 but it’s definitely in the top 3

upstartgeek

Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton

allisonpregler

Originally posted by haha-suck-my-ass

kaijutegu

me, actually

wintercoffin

can you fucking sit on it tho

flabbergasted-and-inspired-deac

wouldn’t that be really uncomfortable?

is it here, @kaijutegu?

kaijutegu

I can’t sit on it but a skeleton can!

asynchronouscommunication

THAT SKELETON LOOKS SO EXCITED FOR THIS

“LOOK MOM I FINALLY GOT THAT PONY YOU PROMISED ME BACK WHEN I WAS 6! BET YOU THOUGHT I DIDN’T REMEMBER!”

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