Make your move, Reindeer Games

“what time do you get off?” well that’s not really any of your business now is it

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

calling a mutual by their name and having to check you're right like omg what if they transitioned and changed their name in the twelve hours since i last saw them on my dash

Talking about shit half your mutuals dgaf about is important and we have to keep doing it forever

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

help I’m having ideas beyond my available budget

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible