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i went on the scooby doo diet where I just eat giant subs and processed biscuits and I gotta say im not feeling to
I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes
“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble
I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.
the change from AD to CE feels really emblematic of how surface-level and meaningless the supposed secularization of the western world is
Common Era is definitely preferable over Anno Domini, if only because christ is no lord of mine, but it’s only less christianocentric in that it doesn’t overtly make reference to christ in its title. the benchmark is still the same. you’re still measuring when the common era began using the (supposed) birth of christ, separating history into “the period before jesus” and “the period after jesus”. this conception of history is no less defined by christianity than it was before, except that now it’s easier to ignore because you’ve draped it in a “secular”, “modern” veneer and done nothing to actually unpack the ways in which western society intrinsically centers christianity.
Okay now I need a point in history that could be a benchmark to start counting the years from, and would be a common point for most of the world
What year would it be today?
UTC
Coordinated Universal Time.
The system by which every computer in existence now keeps count of the passing seconds.
And I mean that literally. To a computer system "now" is a number that represents the total number ov seconds that have passed since midnight on the 1st of January, 1960.
1960/01/01 00:00:01 is literally the beginning of time as far as a computer is concerned.
This would be the year 66UTC
I like this idea but if we changed it now then next year would be the year 67 which would make a lot of people angry
The news said something interesting and important this morning, and that if you're under this heatwave/dome and you have to spend ANY amount of time outside in it you need at least to spend DOUBLE the time inside and cooling down. If you were outside for one minute, you need to cool down and rest inside for at least two minutes. If you were outside for a half hour, you need to be inside resting and cooling down for a whole hour. If you were out there for two hours, you need four to recover, and so on.
Most importantly, stay hydrated. Even if all you drink is caffeinated soda, it's still better than not drinking anything at all. Pretty much anything other than alcohol and energy drinks like Monster and such are fair game for hydration (this coming multiple doctors I see who have said this to me, the caffeine in a can of coke isn't going to make you pee more fluid than you're taking in).
Stay safe, stay cool, stay hydrated, and wear sunblock when outside even if you think your skin is too dark to need it–Black people are more likely to die of skin cancer than white people because doctors are typically trained to identify it on pale skin. By the time it's big enough for doctors trained that way to take notice, it's often too late.
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you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die
made it with an hour to spare
I can’t believe I share a birthday with this image.
How have i never seen this image
i love poison omelette
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got some kick to it i tell you what
it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation
I think even when you make a cartoonishly evil villain they need some form of semi-understandable motivation. Even if it’s as simplistic as wanting to make money. Like Mr. Krabs.
just saw an x-ray of a horse skull. can’t say i’m too happy with it
what the FUCK is this
Fun fact: horses' teeth take up more space in their skulls than their brains!
Horses: eating is more important than thinking
Anyone whose ever interacted with a horse: sounds about right
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princess and her jestergirl having a sleepover and doing each others makeup . the next day there are two giggly princess clowns sitting in each others lap on the throne and it's impossible to know which is which
eating a filling meal with like protien & vegetables actuallyu makes you feel a lot better than just a bunch of snacks has anyone tried this before
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
This is very funny to me as a Romanian, because this expression is very much old fashioned, considering Gică Petrescu died in 2006 (it makes sense that the immigrant parent of a Tumblr user would be old enough to still use it.)
Interestingly, the phrase didn't stop being used with Petrescu's death, and instead people of both younger and older generations just replaced him with our former president Ion Iliescu, born in 1930, saying "And Iliescu still hasn't died??"
Last year, he too passed at the age of 95, so the saying may be replaced again, but I find it interesting to think there are Romanians out there in the world that haven't received the "update" of this phrase.
"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.
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tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister
im going to explode in the kiln
