Persephone's Daughter

Michael bublé wants to be frank Sinatra but he’s never tried to have woody Allen killed

#reblog until michael buble is forced to live up to franks good name

LAUGHING BUT CRYING INSIDE

Every time I watch the siege at Helm’s Deep I get so annoyed. Yes, arm ten-year old boys who can’t see over the battlements or through a helmet, and old men who struggle to lift a sword. Meanwhile you have a cave full of brawny abled bodied adult women who’ve been lifting barrels of mead, wrestling animals on farms, and chopping wood all their lives, relegated to cowering in a cave waiting to be slaughtered. 

eowyn ghostwrote this post

*swinging my diamond sword at random people* you can disable pvp but you cannot disable my rage

Can we PLEASE get a little closer to the drive thru window when you're coming to pay? The next time I have to practically climb out the WHOLE WINDOW to get your card I'm going out the front door to get it then going all the way back inside. I WILL BE AS EXTRA AS POSSIBLE. You will also be forced to exit your vehicle to get your shit as I will be leaving it on the window sill for you.

That’s disgusting, what a good husband

ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

My first thought was MEDUSA and then I saw op’s url and I was like woooo

The best part is that they seem to be learning how to make their own chocolate croissants.

Mood: let’s cuddle and pretend like I'm not trying to get you hard

Good moods