laughcentre

makin my way downtown

slowly

It's best to try your best to not touch wildlife. But if the wildlife is trying its best to touch you, you have a permission to pull that creature off your back and yeet it.

Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

#if you line up several neuroses and identify the interlocking connections between them they should all vanish like clearing a line in tetris (via @karliahs)

obsessed with screenshotting things i will never look at ever again

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

“is it weird to do this alone?” “is it pathetic to do that alone?” every day I pray you guys realize that sometimes doing things alone is the best way to do them

I don’t care how unfair things are in your life, put some goddamn headphones on in public

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again