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my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

they need to make an emoji that's the 🤨 emoji but with sunglasses

“how long have you been on tumblr?” i remember the term “nightblogging”

*takes a drag from an imaginary cigarette* I remember you knew you stayed up refreshing your dash too late when the Australians started posting

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

Why healing wound so itchy if itching wound while healing so bad????????

To anyone who sees this, I hope you have an experience of whimsy today. I hope you see something utterly joyful, silly, and ridiculous, and I hope you see it and smile. I wish that for you today.

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby