benjamin

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

question for the 3 other warehouse 13 fans out there: y’all ever think about the fact that (spoilers) Claudia “constantly fighting and clawing and begging for family and belonging” Donovan has to outlive her biological AND found families (likely more than once) as the new warehouse caretaker. you ever just….. think about that

Well I am now *curls up in fetal position*

Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy

I will concede, in this specific circumstance, it makes more sense

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

Forgive yourself for struggling with shame. For making choices you regret. For avoiding situations you wish you hadn’t. You can grow from here if you release the past from your grip and shelve it as a lesson.

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours