And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

Money is a bad idea for a number of reasons, but it is fun to know that it can create seemingly impossible things. That is to say, someone says something is impossible, but changes their tune if you offer $500. They get really mad when they find out you don't have it, though.

this is why you don't let them know you don't have it, and get gone long before they have the chance to find out

nobody in the entire world has ever known what to do with me

Being robbed is a choice

What we mean by this: when someone tried to rob us today, we simply disguised ourself as our attacker and demanded that he give us his money! He got really upset by this reflection and ran away!

okay that's really funny

We thought so! He didn't even give us his money

but you can't put a price on the face he made, i'll bet. can you do that to anyone?

Being robbed is a choice

What we mean by this: when someone tried to rob us today, we simply disguised ourself as our attacker and demanded that he give us his money! He got really upset by this reflection and ran away!

okay that's really funny

Ma'am, we're sorry to have to tell you this, but your husband had an accident at the Pianos, Anvils, and Comically Large Panes of Glass Incorporated factory...

he was hit by a car in the parking lot

The city isn't even built for humans. It's built for cars. They exist here like mechanical animals, dominating all walkways. They've domesticated humans here.

yeah it barely holds itself together, it's incredible. you would not believe the stupid shit you can get away with when cars are involved. you dont even have to try and sneak it under its nose. one big shrug and that might as well happen because everyone's seen something like that on the news

We don't think we understand?

traffic is a river of potential that begs to burst the banks, ok? it's a lever, it's its own leverage

Potential for magic? Doing that sort of thing without being noticed? We're not educated on how humans do magic in this day

yeah yeah something like that. its easy to fuck up traffic because the natural state of traffic is to be fucking awful and that in itself is momentum that can be directed elsewhere

Will you show us what you mean? This whole environment is chaotic, but it's been so educational too!

... you want to watch me work?

Is that not allowed?

i just dont normally have an audience is all, its novel

If you need help with it, we could try. Though you would have to pay us. We could use grocery money. But watching is free :)

Great!! We can meet you?a

yeah, yeah. you can hold my mirror while i set stuff up :)

The city isn't even built for humans. It's built for cars. They exist here like mechanical animals, dominating all walkways. They've domesticated humans here.

yeah it barely holds itself together, it's incredible. you would not believe the stupid shit you can get away with when cars are involved. you dont even have to try and sneak it under its nose. one big shrug and that might as well happen because everyone's seen something like that on the news

We don't think we understand?

traffic is a river of potential that begs to burst the banks, ok? it's a lever, it's its own leverage

Potential for magic? Doing that sort of thing without being noticed? We're not educated on how humans do magic in this day

yeah yeah something like that. its easy to fuck up traffic because the natural state of traffic is to be fucking awful and that in itself is momentum that can be directed elsewhere

Will you show us what you mean? This whole environment is chaotic, but it's been so educational too!

... you want to watch me work?

Is that not allowed?

i just dont normally have an audience is all, its novel

If you need help with it, we could try. Though you would have to pay us. We could use grocery money. But watching is free :)