MusicPrincess655

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

Crazy how bad Merlin ate Arthur up in their second interaction. If I was Arthur and I told some scrawny serving boy that he can't call me a prat and he responded "I'm sorry, how long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?" I would've left the fight out of embarrassment.

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

literally everyone loves heated rivalry until lena dunham makes a gay porn joke at taylor swift's wedding

karate kid is so refreshing cus like today’s teen movie protagonists are all misfits with emotional problems in some way, meanwhile daniel larusso is such a normal well adjusted polite and friendly guy whose life randomly gets interrupted by a repressed blonde psychopath and an adult man war vet who makes it his ultimate goal to physically and mentally destroy a random child