MusicPrincess655

At the library where I work there’s a bookcase where everyone on staff gets a shelf for books that they recommend and I’ve had more of my recommendations checked out than any other employee. I truly believe I will go mad with power by the end of the work week

In all honesty I think this is just because my coworkers are essentially splitting the vote. They’re all recommending, like, brand name thrillers and romance novels. Meanwhile I am the only person at the public library recommending occult lore

[Image description: a comic panel of people filing into the City Library. One person says, "Let's go into the occult book section and get a rundown on witchcraft!". End description.]

so many "period" films come out but they always gotta have A-list celebrities and it's like. idk if you want to make something super atmospheric and immersive its hard for me to believe in what youre showing me when you have like. tom holland. im not gonna be like oh thats a guy from ancient greece im gonna be like Thats Tom Holland

one of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard (for myself, at least) is that if you're in a terrible mood and NOTHING is helping, then start doing the chores/responsibilities/job stuff/etc that you've been putting off. Will it put you in an even worse mood temporarily? Probably, but you're already pissed off, so you might as well double up on it at that point 😭 there's no loss. It's not like finally getting around to cleaning the house and scheduling appointments is going to ruin the good day that you aren't currently having to begin with 💀 And then, when the bad mood passes, you'll have gotten shit done and you'll feel a lot better later, even if in the moment you're having The Worst Time Ever about it.

we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

If me knew caveman named Chud who was like “me wish all time tyrant tribe who killed everyone different than them could have won great war”. Me would not wait for mammoth trample him, me remove him from gene pool myself.

the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

We have once again returned to the four humors

I feel like the beverage water is a fairly water aspect drink

No unfortunately water is dry

okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

You can never leave after eating fae food because you get radiation poisoning and also you're now a walking biohazard