stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Official ominous postcard

Cultivate your ability to see the world through stoner eyes even while sober

Lindsey Graham accomplished his life-long goal of seeing the US go to war with Iran and then died

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil