^_^

white boy shocks chinese restaurant with his wolf lightning powers

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

gay jerking off used to be fun when you needed to savor the memory of the mannequin in the underwear isle with the huge bulge, now you can just go on your phone and watch people have sex. lame

can I live my life

I got whatever ADHD is called

ADHD is called ADHD.

That’s the one

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can