This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says βHEY WHAT THE FUCKβ shaped me as a person
Itβs been over a decade, and I still think βIβm a lemon stealing whoreβ to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.
Which isnβt often, but itβs often enough.
















