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i-am-a-fish

this video helped me through a hard time

mx-salt-lakes

This video put me through a hard time

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wintercorrybriea

galadriel1010

My brother refuses to get Tumblr, which is a tragedy because this is the complete fucking nonsense they have sent me today alone, and I think Tumblr would appreciate them more than I do.

Edit to add poll.

Should my brother join Tumblr?

They belong here

They are your problem, Gala, you keep them

This answer will not be elaborated on in a court order

Voting ended onDec 13, 2023

lottiefairchildbranwell

Their response:

baddywronglegs

*sigh*

Well, I hope you're happy. The worst I can be is a disappointment, the best I can be is your problem now.

galadriel1010

How it started

How it's going:

rapidashrider

THEY’RE YOUR BROTHER??!!!?!!????!!!!!!

galadriel1010

Yes, and I cannot tell you how glad I am that they didn't just send me that question at 8am like they would have pre-Tumblr. I used to wake up to this bullshit every day.

baddywronglegs

You're right, I didn't.

It was half 12.

johnnyjoestarrelatable

i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat

johnnyjoestarrelatable

a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence

johnnyjoestarrelatable

what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb

iridescentjaq

my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE

the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides

also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.

johnnyjoestarrelatable

that’s horrifying! thank you

cxivo

cipher-fresh

[ID: A man holding a sharpie says “There, there’s a trick you can use in mathematics called not worrying about it.” /End ID]

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wizardarchetypes

so in third grade I told two of my friends I could talk to horses & made up a really dramatic backstory of how I “discovered” my powers & our teacher overheard us talking about it and told the child psychologist I was seeing for insomnia issues & the child psychologist asked me about it & I was first and foremost terrified that if I admitted to the lie, this medical professional would tell my friends I made it all up

so I doubled down and insisted I could really talk to horses. I was doing major damage control. I didn’t realize you can’t just tell psychiatric professionals you have magic powers, I was 8.

so I ended up in counseling for this for an entire year until eventually I just stopped going for some reason but when I was 20 the office contacted me to tell me the psychologist was retiring & asked if I wanted a copy of my childhood records before they were filed away and eventually shredded & I said sure & went over them & discovered that she had diagnosed me with “psychotic delusions” bc I was 8 and apparently convinced her I truly thought I could talk to horses.

genuinely cannot tell if I my parents should’ve been cashing in on me as the most sought-after child actor of the era or if that psychologist was just extremely so so so bad at her job.

wizardarchetypes

I also figured out I stopped seeing her because she told my parents the diagnosis and my dad was like “she’s doesn’t think she can talk to horses!!! she’s lying to you 😭😭😭😭” but she didn’t believe him

wizardarchetypes

i say i was a weird-horse-girl in elementary school and you say “me too” but did it get you a psychiatric diagnosis

dorothygale

the other night i saw a kid with the most nonchalant expression wearing a big puffy coat being pulled along on rollerblades by a tiny dog

dorothygale

you know what i'll encourage this. i think my little dog deserves 10k

thejonderettegirl

funny-tik-toks

theriu

THEIR REACTIONS ARE SO GREAT THIS IS THE BEST PRANK

showing0resultsforsanity

"what did you think you were here for?"

weaver-z

This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

duncebento

“NO!….RATIO!!!”

adamsmasher

Honestly obsessed with her

geocaprican

the-astro-ambassadors

ballofstress9

Absolutely based

transgirlsgetswords-deactivated

always reblog bonnie

itscolossal

FAUM’s Candle Chess Set Takes the Classic Game to a Fiery New Level

gallusrostromegalus

New Game Unlocked: CHESS WITH FIRE AND SCALDING WAX.

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itslookingback

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

magnetothemagnificent

TikTok

redvelvetrevolver

5 Minute Crafts

fangirlycupcake

Resume

qsmp-tubbo-deactivated20240406

Older sibling

zzismi-deactivated20240403

Chat GPT

earhartsease

congress

yellingaboutmasseffect

Tommy Tallerico

astronic-fr

james somerton

loudlyrottingmaplelog-moved

fandom wiki

whatshouldwecallhomer

Pliny the Elder

munchroome

was watching a show called mountain monsters with friends last night and i lost my shit at this incredibly goofy edit that caught me off guard

alphabetcompletionist

(We just got to the rock with the F on it. "Right, there's F..." *thooom*)

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO RSTU W Y

21/26

turing-tested

is this orange or yellow.

turing-tested

its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now

dogonitblog

hey op, what does this say?

turing-tested

nice try but i’m not colorblind it says 71

khazel-t

clearcutcasualty

Am I tripping?

Is that not 71?

rankeluck

You’re slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.

world heritage post

It’s orange

it’s literally 71

Bestie it’s 74

Y’all it clearly fucking says 21

galvantual-moved-deactivated202

where are you getting that from?

rudolphsboyfriend

Babes it’s 81 what r yall seeing

vang0bus

its 74 bestie you might be colorblind

royal-random-the-yogurt-queen

That 81 person can see shrimp colors

astraltrickster

I took exactly the same image, increased the saturation, and shifted it to a part of the spectrum most people can see better.

For all your no-YOU-have-the-weird-color-vision argument-solving needs.

Also, the car is orange.

rubykgrant

guerrillatech

Stop trying to be productive

pyxiscowboy

sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier

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criptochecca

Catholics hate him: man who has devoted his life to a all forgiving God hopes that said all forgiving God actually forgave people

criptochecca

#not actually true #the pope is only infallible in ex cathedra statements #which must fulfill certain criteria #basically a formal statement that gives the last word on some moral or teaching #outside of that the pope could be saying fuck all

grecoromanyaoi

slowtovvn

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