So to review:
*Primus' planned attack on the Palazzo Davinos fails to kill Aranessa Royce or Sir Julien.
*Plan to ritually sacrifice Occtis to create the Deva Vinidicta doesn't work for a whole host of self-inflicted reasons.
*Due to the above, Primus gets called a fool by his dead father.
*Despite the claims that House Royce is 'withered' the attack on the Golden Orchard results in Tachonis forces being slaughtered and the only reason it wasn't a total loss is because Aranessa wasn't there to keep the Orchard's magic stable.
*During said attack, Primus' eldest son gets cursed to do the Hokey Pokey for the rest of his life.
*The attempt to cover up the Palazzo massacre is so bad that everyone who thinks for more than 2 seconds figures out something is up and an official investigation gets launched.
*Primus' 2nd/3rd eldest son (whose name is Frons) decides to put on armor he doesn't know how to fight in and gets himself thrown off a bridge by the man Primus failed to kill.
*Petra and Ryah are attracted to Wicander because he was mean to his sister.
*Petra and Ryah have killed their previous fiancees because they want to be in a throuple. This has happened often enough that they were stripped of being their father's heir.
*Otto Einfasen insults House Tachonis' entire aesthetic in front of the heads of the other Sundered Houses and servants.
*After being put through the 3rd degree by House Einfasen, Primus whines to Yanessa that the entire family is broke and can't afford to bribe the other Houses to forgive them.
All of this happened in less than a month.
